Hello new followers! Here's one of my favorite older comics.

*taps Mic.

Hello? Is this thing on?

Never liked TikTok anyways. Bluesky is the way.

Here’s some new bass music for your day: open.spotify.com/playlist/2JQ...

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

Sigh. We tried to warn them.

RIP TikTok. The ultimate example of the olds not getting it.

It is especially ironic that we're freaking out about a foreign owned social network when we're letting untrustworthy figures straight through the door over here

happy for the 100m tiktok users who are about to learn how VPNs work

aloha, tiktok users! just a heads up, here on bluesky, we keep it a little chiller! so if you're having a mental breakdown, don't make a big fuss, just quietly signal the mods by beginning and ending an otherwise unrelated post with the same word. any word will do, even something silly like aloha

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies