ylime
@em-uh-leeee.bsky.social
30 | married | dog & cat mom | concert junkie
why tf does the fedex man have shorts on? ain’t got no damn sense
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 PM
why tf does the fedex man have shorts on? ain’t got no damn sense
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Yall truthfully aren’t ready for the chaos that my wrapped is going to be
December 3, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Yall truthfully aren’t ready for the chaos that my wrapped is going to be
people driving by probably think our cat is neglected but he wants to go outside 😩
December 3, 2024 at 1:27 AM
people driving by probably think our cat is neglected but he wants to go outside 😩
my nails look like garbage. my nail tech is the worstttttt 😑
it’s me, i’m the nail tech
it’s me, i’m the nail tech
December 3, 2024 at 12:40 AM
my nails look like garbage. my nail tech is the worstttttt 😑
it’s me, i’m the nail tech
it’s me, i’m the nail tech
imma snap on this man today stg
December 2, 2024 at 4:39 PM
imma snap on this man today stg
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idk how i’m gonna survive another thanksgiving meal bc im ready to die 😵
November 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM
idk how i’m gonna survive another thanksgiving meal bc im ready to die 😵
all i really want rn is a donut… or several donuts tbh
November 30, 2024 at 1:36 PM
all i really want rn is a donut… or several donuts tbh
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I KNEW SHED MAKE IT IN THE BOOK
November 29, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I KNEW SHED MAKE IT IN THE BOOK
nothing like a bird exploding on a power line on this fine morning 😬
November 28, 2024 at 1:19 PM
nothing like a bird exploding on a power line on this fine morning 😬
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shouldnt have bought all those damn groceries what if i need concert tickets
November 27, 2024 at 11:38 PM
shouldnt have bought all those damn groceries what if i need concert tickets
my feet are killinggg me
November 27, 2024 at 1:32 AM
my feet are killinggg me
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Coworker: Correct me if I’m wrong…
Me: *takes a deep breath*
Me: *takes a deep breath*
November 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Coworker: Correct me if I’m wrong…
Me: *takes a deep breath*
Me: *takes a deep breath*
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My hips. My back. When I move, they crack.
November 25, 2024 at 8:28 PM
My hips. My back. When I move, they crack.
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“Shit, I dunno. You wanna get a beer?”
-me, giving advice
-me, giving advice
November 25, 2024 at 2:07 AM
“Shit, I dunno. You wanna get a beer?”
-me, giving advice
-me, giving advice
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KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
i’m so tired of the fucking attitude
November 25, 2024 at 1:31 AM
i’m so tired of the fucking attitude
nice lil gem i found on the shelf today at work 💀
November 25, 2024 at 12:28 AM
nice lil gem i found on the shelf today at work 💀
a dozen bands/artists to get to know me:
koe wetzel
tyler farr
taylor swift
green day
demi lovato
cody johnson
zach bryan
treaty oak revival
eric church
giovanni & the hired guns
my chemical romance
simple plan
koe wetzel
tyler farr
taylor swift
green day
demi lovato
cody johnson
zach bryan
treaty oak revival
eric church
giovanni & the hired guns
my chemical romance
simple plan
A dozen bands/artists to get to know me:
Rolling Stones
Steve Miller Band
E-Dubble
Frank Sinatra
Charley Pride
Teddy Swims
Avenged Sevenfold
Gordon Lightfoot
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Four Tops
The Beatles
Eagles
Rolling Stones
Steve Miller Band
E-Dubble
Frank Sinatra
Charley Pride
Teddy Swims
Avenged Sevenfold
Gordon Lightfoot
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Four Tops
The Beatles
Eagles
A dozen bands/artists to get to know me:
Modest mouse
System of a down
Atmosphere
Deftones
Kendrick Lamar
Alexisonfire
Bayside
Mother Mother
Slipknot
Rancid
Radiohead
Billy Joel
Modest mouse
System of a down
Atmosphere
Deftones
Kendrick Lamar
Alexisonfire
Bayside
Mother Mother
Slipknot
Rancid
Radiohead
Billy Joel
November 25, 2024 at 12:23 AM
a dozen bands/artists to get to know me:
koe wetzel
tyler farr
taylor swift
green day
demi lovato
cody johnson
zach bryan
treaty oak revival
eric church
giovanni & the hired guns
my chemical romance
simple plan
koe wetzel
tyler farr
taylor swift
green day
demi lovato
cody johnson
zach bryan
treaty oak revival
eric church
giovanni & the hired guns
my chemical romance
simple plan