emilee 🇵🇸
@emilee.bsky.social
god's strongest rhode islander
beer lesbian
dunning-kreuger maven
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beer lesbian
dunning-kreuger maven
they/she/it
if lost, return to @lithograph.bsky.social
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Geese, Getting Killed
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Geese, Getting Killed
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this obviously sucks in both intent and just plain writing style but I do think it's funny that this is essentially how new yorkers talk about transplants
I had missed this latest delirium by Adrian Vermeule on birthright citizenship
'Common law?! NAH, it's the Roman law of adoption that should govern the interpretation of the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution!'
thenewdigest.substack.com/p/immigratio...
'Common law?! NAH, it's the Roman law of adoption that should govern the interpretation of the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution!'
thenewdigest.substack.com/p/immigratio...
December 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
this obviously sucks in both intent and just plain writing style but I do think it's funny that this is essentially how new yorkers talk about transplants
it's a Christmas miracle: teaching my uncles to play mahjong
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
it's a Christmas miracle: teaching my uncles to play mahjong
why is werner herzog in fucking warframe
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
why is werner herzog in fucking warframe
they're calling it the most bluesky reply section possible
Mark Z. Danielewski signed copies of TOM’S CROSSING
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
they're calling it the most bluesky reply section possible
what if instead of kiké hernandez he was freaké hernandez
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
what if instead of kiké hernandez he was freaké hernandez
youre telling me the next game is in march?
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
youre telling me the next game is in march?
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dead flag blues and 12 stout street are the same song
October 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
dead flag blues and 12 stout street are the same song
mariners keep hitting into the double plays, it feels like my career save in the show
October 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
mariners keep hitting into the double plays, it feels like my career save in the show
can't believe I got "who is John Pork" on Jeopardy I am HOWLING
October 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
can't believe I got "who is John Pork" on Jeopardy I am HOWLING
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RI should have a really strict driving test that is re-administered every decade or so.
October 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
RI should have a really strict driving test that is re-administered every decade or so.
cheesecake factory kimchi is unfortunately not very good kimchi
October 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
cheesecake factory kimchi is unfortunately not very good kimchi
fried mac and cheese bites are white people takoyaki
October 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
fried mac and cheese bites are white people takoyaki
not much to say about the kerkering play because it was so bad it's impossible to describe
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
not much to say about the kerkering play because it was so bad it's impossible to describe
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At least we never made KKKurt SSchilling one of our icons
October 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
At least we never made KKKurt SSchilling one of our icons
the LGBTQ community no longer forgives jarren duran
October 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the LGBTQ community no longer forgives jarren duran
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my milkshake brings all the boys to riyadh
September 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
my milkshake brings all the boys to riyadh
ok legitimately how can i leave the country without a degree lolll
September 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
ok legitimately how can i leave the country without a degree lolll
ironically labor day is the day where workers are treated the most like garbage
September 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ironically labor day is the day where workers are treated the most like garbage
just heard a customer call me mrs doubtfire. can't really be mad, he kinda cooked me
August 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
just heard a customer call me mrs doubtfire. can't really be mad, he kinda cooked me
im sorry but can we talk about how this person's name is Wrigley Field
"We've created one of the most anti human, pro capital nations on earth. What gives? Why are ppl dying earlier???"
August 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
im sorry but can we talk about how this person's name is Wrigley Field
new patch has me so deadlock pilled we're so back
August 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
new patch has me so deadlock pilled we're so back