emilYlime
@emilemonlime.bsky.social
Hey I'm Emily, you can call me Em if you want. All pronouns. I'm 31. I have no idea what I'm doing. I love you.
If this isn't enough for you I'm also on Instagram sometimes: instagram.com/emilywhateverff
If this isn't enough for you I'm also on Instagram sometimes: instagram.com/emilywhateverff
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New: Last night in the Senate, Ted Cruz blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.
Ted Cruz blocks bill that would extend privacy protections to all Americans | TechCrunch
The Texas senator blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.
techcrunch.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
New: Last night in the Senate, Ted Cruz blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.
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Someone brought this into work to share but I feel like I have to answer a question right before I can have one
April 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Someone brought this into work to share but I feel like I have to answer a question right before I can have one
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Israel has violated the ceasefire in Gaza 266 times since it came into effect on January 19, killing at least 132 people, Palestinian security sources have told Al Jazeera.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/dh48s1
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February 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Israel has violated the ceasefire in Gaza 266 times since it came into effect on January 19, killing at least 132 people, Palestinian security sources have told Al Jazeera.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/dh48s1
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/dh48s1
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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All I've seen of @ifycomedy.com 's presentation for the Smartypants Society is the title, and yet I CONCUR, VEHEMENTLY.
February 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
All I've seen of @ifycomedy.com 's presentation for the Smartypants Society is the title, and yet I CONCUR, VEHEMENTLY.
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Today is the 10th annual International Day of Women and Girls in Science! Women have been making great contributions to science forever, and imagine how much more they can do if barriers to participation are broken down.
February 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Today is the 10th annual International Day of Women and Girls in Science! Women have been making great contributions to science forever, and imagine how much more they can do if barriers to participation are broken down.
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This is now a print in my store: topatoco.com/collections/...
February 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is now a print in my store: topatoco.com/collections/...
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i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.
i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!
A New York City doctor said he will continue providing gender-affirming treatments to his patients younger than 19 despite President Donald Trump’s executive order aiming to ban such care.
February 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.
Social anxiety is wild I'm at work trying to eat up 1lb of blueberries before they go bad so I'm sitting here with my bigass Fiesta salad bowl filled to the brim with blueberries thinking, "Oh god I hope no one sees me eating this Abnormal Quantity of Blueberries!!"
February 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Social anxiety is wild I'm at work trying to eat up 1lb of blueberries before they go bad so I'm sitting here with my bigass Fiesta salad bowl filled to the brim with blueberries thinking, "Oh god I hope no one sees me eating this Abnormal Quantity of Blueberries!!"
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new meme format just dropped
February 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
new meme format just dropped
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Botany valentine. Another from years past. New one on Monday!
February 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Botany valentine. Another from years past. New one on Monday!
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like what is anyone supposed to do with this when you open any app and see this shit immediately
February 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
like what is anyone supposed to do with this when you open any app and see this shit immediately
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just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread
February 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread
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"At press time, Burgum denounced reports that his own pet golden retriever was friends with a local squirrel as 'more lies from the left-wing media.'"
Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
WASHINGTON—Fulfilling a campaign promise made by President Donald Trump, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Wednesday that it was enacting a ban on unlikely animal friendships, effective im...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"At press time, Burgum denounced reports that his own pet golden retriever was friends with a local squirrel as 'more lies from the left-wing media.'"
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Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
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This is probably the best way to sum up the feelings. Life is the soup, we are the fork.
February 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is probably the best way to sum up the feelings. Life is the soup, we are the fork.
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They're eating the checks!
They're eating the balances!
They're eating the balances!
February 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
They're eating the checks!
They're eating the balances!
They're eating the balances!
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Exactly. No is a complete sentence
Murphy: "We need to act like a real opposition party in the middle of a constitutional and democracy crisis. That means we should not be moving forward nominees or legislation in the Senate. Ds should not be giving votes to nominee or legislation in the Senate until Rs get serious about this crisis"
February 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Exactly. No is a complete sentence
I'm in awe that humankind can keep coming up with so many new jokes every day. Like ~6 million years of hominids later and we're not even running out of ways to make each other laugh.
February 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm in awe that humankind can keep coming up with so many new jokes every day. Like ~6 million years of hominids later and we're not even running out of ways to make each other laugh.
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thank you @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social for making me aware of this
February 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
thank you @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social for making me aware of this
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everyone who voted for the party vowing to destroy the country and every governmental function stunned at the party actually destroying the country and every governmental function
Check marks not liking this move lmao
February 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
everyone who voted for the party vowing to destroy the country and every governmental function stunned at the party actually destroying the country and every governmental function
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I uhhhh… i love Fiona Apple. Like a lot.
This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity “imagine” covers in terms of survival utility
We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests
This is "We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests" by MediaTank on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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February 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I uhhhh… i love Fiona Apple. Like a lot.