Please kill me

Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):

1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*

2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything

3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can

4. Citizens march en mass

It’s so fucking bizarre when sellers on platforms like eBay or Mercari, sell widely-available & in stock items for above retail. Even AT retail price.

Why would I buy from you, random online seller, rather than directly from the brand?

Have I watched or at least TRIED to watch every elitist, acclaimed and/or just niche-good tv show?

I need a feed dedicated to Japanese stationery

what are we doing here, people

I have issues with Morning Joe and MSNBC operations BUT I can’t help but agree with Joe on this specifically:

Reporters & news outlets criticizing them, LITERALLY do exactly the same thing. They constantly source, talk to, meet with reviled trump people.

Genuine question: why IS it different?

@benstiller.redhour.com i was willing to entertain this until i saw “Ben’s verified telegram” and now i just want to know what the scam was gonna be?

This quote perfectly encapsulates tech professionals. The NYT spoke to a computer scientist who explained Citi Bikes leave "digital exhaust", "streams of data that can be used to track the ride". Which absolutely anyone could have explained more eloquently as "The bikes have GPS trackers".

It’s so meta to be less invested in The Pardon than critiquing the critiques of the critiques of it

#BREAKING Donald Trump to name Literal Piece of Shit to head Department of Not Being a Literal Piece of Shit

I think we may be near the end of civilization

The problem isn’t government waste. The problem is that billionaires don’t pay taxes.

uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya

Accounts regularly posting updates with how many more followers you have on Bluesky… you’re annoying.

BREAKING NEWS:

President-Elect Donald Trump has selected Dr. Hannibal Lecter to serve as commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration, multiple sources confirm

HE IS HERE [so I’m definitely here]

I MADE IT.

I am part of the elite.