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Aqualien
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This is the future Jamaroquai warned us about
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donald trump has received the nobel peace prize in the way that michael scott declared bankruptcy
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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BREAKING: Medical examiner says death of ICE detainee was a HOMICIDE - a witness says he was choked to death by GUARDS. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Medical examiner believes death of man in ICE custody was homicide, recording says
A fellow detainee says he witnessed Geraldo Lunas Campos being choked to death by guards at the ICE detention center in Texas on Jan. 3.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
This knocked the wind out of me
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 AM
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.

You could be next.
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand

You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen

*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Murphy: The United States Congress should not fund a Department of Homeland Security that is not obeying the laws of the United States of America
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
It is going to take a tremendous amount of courage from all of us. But it’s going to work.
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Honestly very funny to me that Stranger Things first got upstaged by Lily Allen and now by the gay hockey boys.
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
There’s really something about the way pineapple hits your tongue.
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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small-government conservatism is when a guy in a mask who won't show you his badge shoots you through the window of your car while you're driving away from him
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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The videos are crystal clear for any adult who is unwilling to lie through their teeth:

ICE murdered that woman when she presented no credible threat to them. She did not drive at them. She did not compromise their safety.

That was a summary execution of a U.S. citizen.
January 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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I know there’s a lot of bad shit going down right now but unfortunately I do have to go Jester Mode or risk losing my mind
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes.
MPR News is live right now bringing you updates on this. mprnews.org/listen
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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! Trans creators and activists are being targeted by the FBI. One, Tara, was told she was “propagating radical gender ideology” and “domestic terrorism.”

Rose’s analysis: the feds are targeting politically engaged trans people to find something “illegal” to “make an example out of us.”
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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if I speak I will get banned off everything forever
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Had been trying to figure out why Trump had so specifically said US law enforcement
Rubio is claiming that they did not need Congress permission because it was a law enforcement mission. The US is behaving as a global police state, extending its own arbitrary legal decisions to the whole world.

This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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That Donald Trump did not wake up today impeached for the third time is a disgrace to the United States, our democracy, and our Constitution.
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM