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Well, I don’t know where to start. So I won’t.
#PCD #fbpe #beans
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Reform accepted £9 million from a former Boris Johnson backer & crypto-multimillionaire.

Today, Nigel Farage postures as a righteous defender of the same democracy he actively undermines.

Democracy should never be for sale. It's time for a cap on political donations.
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You know that thing where you can hear a neighbour kid hollering Someone You Loved (which is already a bad song anyway) in the style of a football hooligan through the walls and you just want to kick stuff to pieces?
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Fingers crossed this content will take the orange fucker down, and if it could also finish off Poundland Hitler, there will be dancing in the streets and on the rooftops
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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There were 115 prisoners mistakenly released in the final year of the last Conservative Government alone.

Interesting that it only becomes a major national scandal the second these releases can be blamed on a Labour government
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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The racists are over-represented, get them off the TV.
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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as a keen sceptic, I put in over 27 mins of research into erasure of white faces in ads - due to this scrutiny, I discovered that there are SOME black faces in adverts - not all, not most - in fact there were almost as many vampires - no further discussion necessary
October 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Whoever taught weird Baptist influencers the word ‘postpartum’ should feel bad and apologise to the world
October 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Fuck sake Darwin centre, why do you play bloody awful Dilemma song so often? Those annoying ‘ahh!’ noises are going to put me in a foul mood all day. Seriously, change your playlist a bit would you
October 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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If Jim Ratcliffe wore 10 real £40,000 Rolex's on each arm, and they all got stolen, and he went into London every single day.

It would take him 5,000 days, 13.7 years, and 100,000 Rolex's to pay back the £4bn he has dodged in taxes.
September 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Three of my great uncles, heroes all, died in World War Two to stop men like this. Will we now allow them to saunter into power?
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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41% of Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage's followers who got arrested at the Riots last year had previous for Domestic Abuse.

But apparently it is immigrants who are the problem and not your friendly patriotic wife beater.
August 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Today’s Strands may have been slightly tone deaf
July 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I never post anything on here but I have just eaten some cucumber that tasted exactly like it did from my secondary school canteen salad bar, so that’s probably worthy of note isn’t it
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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This is like Shit Godzilla vs Cunt Kong.
June 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Tommy Robinson emerging from the jail looking & acting like he just survived being stranded on a deserted island alone for 4 years like the bold "Chuck" in Castaway 😂 Honest to f*ck. Gies peace you absolute bellend 🙈
May 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Reform UK Ltd are the new Blackshirts — and Farage is revelling in his role as their Oswald Mosley.
May 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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People forget that at the end of every episode, He-Man would tell kids to not be dicks and then punch them in the face so they remembered it.
he man from the masters of the universe is pointing at the camera with a light coming out of his fist .
Alt: he man punching the screen because a kid was being a dick
media.tenor.com
May 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Well done Labour

Anyone who thought you represented real change now despises you.

Anyone who didn’t, still won’t.

People who weren’t that convinced but hoped for the best are out of patience.

You’ve managed to turn off everyone.

Quite the achievement!
May 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Every time I read "conclave" I hear it in my head sung like "Convoy" the 50 year old novelty song. I share this only in the hope of making it stop.
May 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Oh myyy
March 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Well Germany don’t effing learn do they? (Although it seems other countries don’t either, to be fair)
February 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Forever relevant in the age of social media. Thank you, Wendy Cope.
February 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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30 years ago. Wow. I was so very convinced at the time he'd turn up a few days later.
February 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM