Pain is your body's way of saying "ouch!"

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

two men are transformed by a witch into different parts of a cow. when the first man gets home to his wife, she says "my hubband, what happened, you look to be a bovine hoof", the man replies "you should see the utter guy"

April fools, this did not happen. but it could. and that's what's scary

Every year millions succumb to March madness.

To be fair to donald trump he did receive a mandate from the voters to commit crime with impunity

Rfk jr has done all the stuff that it was rumored that one kid in middle school who wore the same danzig shirt everyday did

bird flu this bird flu that like ok big fucking deal thats like all they do

While many of you are likely blaming the wildfires on "POLITICIANS!" or "CLIMATE CHANGE!" I'm yelling "BOTH!"

Zuckerberg is funny because he's always sucked but he lacks the backbone of other moronic tech billionaires and oligarchs and needed to wait for a 100% permissive political landscape before being willing to say publicly that he's exactly like them

Great work mods!!