Flirting with the idea of shortening karaoke to "yokie" à la "gonna hit some yokie later tonight.... y'all wanna pull through?"
🤧🤧 I know.... I'm ahead of my time, what can I say
🤧🤧 I know.... I'm ahead of my time, what can I say
May 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Flirting with the idea of shortening karaoke to "yokie" à la "gonna hit some yokie later tonight.... y'all wanna pull through?"
🤧🤧 I know.... I'm ahead of my time, what can I say
🤧🤧 I know.... I'm ahead of my time, what can I say
Texting "Good morning 🌄" at 11:59 because I live my life on the edge 😎😎😎
May 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Texting "Good morning 🌄" at 11:59 because I live my life on the edge 😎😎😎
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‘Thunderbolts*’ director Jake Schreier is in talks to direct Marvel Studios' ‘X-MEN’ movie.
(Source: Deadline)
(Source: Deadline)
May 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
‘Thunderbolts*’ director Jake Schreier is in talks to direct Marvel Studios' ‘X-MEN’ movie.
(Source: Deadline)
(Source: Deadline)
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IT'S REAL
May 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
IT'S REAL
Putting "proficiency in Cranking Dat Soulja Boy" on my LinkedIn
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Putting "proficiency in Cranking Dat Soulja Boy" on my LinkedIn
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"A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest... because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her."
Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
January 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest... because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her."
Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
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when shit feels particularly bad i remember a concert i went to for the band RIOTNINE where they got a room full of trans people screaming “DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION”. it was and still is one of the most moving moments in my life and it’s been on my mind today
January 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
when shit feels particularly bad i remember a concert i went to for the band RIOTNINE where they got a room full of trans people screaming “DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION”. it was and still is one of the most moving moments in my life and it’s been on my mind today
What's the opposite of uppity? Downity?
January 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What's the opposite of uppity? Downity?
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i love how insane everyone is becomeing
January 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i love how insane everyone is becomeing
* smiling at the South African economy *
December 4, 2024 at 1:45 PM
* smiling at the South African economy *
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I have this radical concept of seeing trans people as the primary stakeholders in trans rights and policy
December 2, 2024 at 9:59 AM
I have this radical concept of seeing trans people as the primary stakeholders in trans rights and policy
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watching Wicked right now and i really don't get the hype. the cgi looks terrible, there's literally no songs, and the movie is focused so much on James Franco's character. people are saying this is good???
November 28, 2024 at 6:46 AM
watching Wicked right now and i really don't get the hype. the cgi looks terrible, there's literally no songs, and the movie is focused so much on James Franco's character. people are saying this is good???
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nate dogg is actually short for nathan dogg
November 28, 2024 at 7:03 AM
nate dogg is actually short for nathan dogg
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there needs to be the apes from the beginning of 2001: a space odyssey of the left
November 28, 2024 at 7:26 AM
there needs to be the apes from the beginning of 2001: a space odyssey of the left
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There should be a gameshow where they launch a nuclear weapon at a major American city
November 28, 2024 at 7:47 AM
There should be a gameshow where they launch a nuclear weapon at a major American city
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been practicing bouncing and moaning on it
November 28, 2024 at 8:08 AM
been practicing bouncing and moaning on it
Deleted Duolingo. I don't need that stress in my life lmao
November 28, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Deleted Duolingo. I don't need that stress in my life lmao
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Anne in 2002 you called for the killing of Palestinian journalists for the crime of simply making Israel and the US look bad. This year Israel, consistent with your position, has killed 150+ journalists in Gaza. Is it your opinion that killing Palestinian journalists “suppresses real journalism”?
November 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Anne in 2002 you called for the killing of Palestinian journalists for the crime of simply making Israel and the US look bad. This year Israel, consistent with your position, has killed 150+ journalists in Gaza. Is it your opinion that killing Palestinian journalists “suppresses real journalism”?
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Being married to your best friend so fire lmao
All we do is talk about rap and make up silly dances and songs that’s like 92% of my marriage.
All we do is talk about rap and make up silly dances and songs that’s like 92% of my marriage.
November 27, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Being married to your best friend so fire lmao
All we do is talk about rap and make up silly dances and songs that’s like 92% of my marriage.
All we do is talk about rap and make up silly dances and songs that’s like 92% of my marriage.
I was six years old
November 26, 2024 at 8:34 AM
I was six years old
November 26, 2024 at 8:32 AM
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Many people say that going woke is equivalent to going broke. What they fail to consider is that going broke is often equivalent to going up in smoke.
Subscribe to my Substack for more.
Subscribe to my Substack for more.
November 26, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Many people say that going woke is equivalent to going broke. What they fail to consider is that going broke is often equivalent to going up in smoke.
Subscribe to my Substack for more.
Subscribe to my Substack for more.
I need to see Wicked again I NEED TO SEE WICKED AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a woman in a pink dress stands next to a woman in a black hat
ALT: a woman in a pink dress stands next to a woman in a black hat
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 7:43 AM
I need to see Wicked again I NEED TO SEE WICKED AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA