I won’t be getting paid for a gig I’m doing until January Lolol please consider buying and sharing these muppets! I’m making more today 🫡

I get that this is just a very normal adult experience and that I’m being a baby…but making a midterm presentation after working 8 hours sucks so bad 😭

Soccer mommy taught me how to play stardew valley in 2020

I’m just a they trying to break in they docs

A cool punk person complimented my outfit in Walmart today…I’ll be riding this high all week

We are officially an insufferable house hold 😎

Watching Sumo wrestling is oddly a body positive experience? Yeah, get him outta the ring with your hundreds of pounds of muscle and beautifully ginormous belly!

I’m just a bug thinkin abt what I should say next and how i should delivery it

a hot bath isn’t enough, i need to feel like a lobster in its last waking moments

Creeps and predators very rarely admit that they are those things. At best you might get a "I'm sorry you misunderstood me" fauxpology. And so far I can tell, for some people, there's never enough "proof" of predatory behavior. And it's always, ultimately, the fault of the people who come forward.

✷ Transmasc goat boy ✷

Bf’s mom is teaching me to budget so I can pay off my debt. Very nice. But what she doesn’t know is that I like to be in debt, as a little treat.