Jenevieve Eff
@empressofrobots.bsky.social
Empress of Transformers & All Robots | Helped Save Arcee Once | 🦣@[email protected] | Literal Sword Lesbian | she/her
Please give me a Star Trek series that’s just dumb college kids doing dumb college stuff and also they’re a polyamorous fuck pile. That’s all I want.
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The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Please give me a Star Trek series that’s just dumb college kids doing dumb college stuff and also they’re a polyamorous fuck pile. That’s all I want.
Be Raccoon, Do Crimes.
abcnews.go.com/US/drunk-rac...
abcnews.go.com/US/drunk-rac...
Drunk raccoon found passed out in liquor store bathroom: Officials
A raccoon collapsed in the bathroom of the Ashland ABC Store Saturday morning, where he had ransacked shelves and drank multiple types of alcohol.
abcnews.go.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Be Raccoon, Do Crimes.
abcnews.go.com/US/drunk-rac...
abcnews.go.com/US/drunk-rac...
I'm only half way through Part 4 of Lizza-pa-jizza, but I think we can all agree that Ryan Lizza was the least sociopathic and narcissistic member of a cavalcade of sociopathic, narcissistic fuck ups.
This is NOT a defense of Ryan Lizza.
This is NOT a defense of Ryan Lizza.
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm only half way through Part 4 of Lizza-pa-jizza, but I think we can all agree that Ryan Lizza was the least sociopathic and narcissistic member of a cavalcade of sociopathic, narcissistic fuck ups.
This is NOT a defense of Ryan Lizza.
This is NOT a defense of Ryan Lizza.
I have once returned to Bluesky solely to remind you heathens that Rumble and Frenzy are the SAME GUY. He changes his color every so often so he can collect two paychecks from the Decepticons. It's a Cybertronian Ponzi Scheme.
TRANSFORMERS: THE BASICS on RUMBLE & FRENZY is now live! It's time to settle FIRRIB vs. FIBRIR once and for all, as supporter Darth Ratbat sponsors this look at the earth-shaking, sonic-screaming twin 'Con cassettes whose ever-changing colours make fans see red and feel blue!
youtu.be/FUg-c92VJ60
youtu.be/FUg-c92VJ60
TRANSFORMERS: THE BASICS on RUMBLE and FRENZY
YouTube video by Chris McFeely
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November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I have once returned to Bluesky solely to remind you heathens that Rumble and Frenzy are the SAME GUY. He changes his color every so often so he can collect two paychecks from the Decepticons. It's a Cybertronian Ponzi Scheme.
(Yes I returned to social media after disappearing over 2 years ago solely for that skeet)
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
(Yes I returned to social media after disappearing over 2 years ago solely for that skeet)
Can we all just agree to only refer to Olivia Nuzzi as Canyonaro from now on?
youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA?...
youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA?...
The Simpsons - Canyonero
YouTube video by Waluigi
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Can we all just agree to only refer to Olivia Nuzzi as Canyonaro from now on?
youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA?...
youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA?...
May you enter 2024 with the wildly unfounded confidence of a cis white man.
December 8, 2023 at 11:33 PM
May you enter 2024 with the wildly unfounded confidence of a cis white man.
Cybertronian Turducken has entered the chat.
November 18, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Cybertronian Turducken has entered the chat.
I see we are now making toys for literal nepo babies.
October 30, 2023 at 10:38 AM
I see we are now making toys for literal nepo babies.
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My labor lawyer bestie got a kick out of this one.
October 28, 2023 at 1:33 PM
My labor lawyer bestie got a kick out of this one.
I am once again reminding you that Kup’s toxic masculinity killed Optimus Prime.
October 25, 2023 at 11:41 AM
I am once again reminding you that Kup’s toxic masculinity killed Optimus Prime.
I think we should start referring to Marty Scorsese’s oeuvre as “The Leo DiCaprio Cinematic Universe“
October 19, 2023 at 3:39 PM
I think we should start referring to Marty Scorsese’s oeuvre as “The Leo DiCaprio Cinematic Universe“
Starfleet Command: Sorry to interrupt, Captain but we just wanted to contact you to give the Enterprise new orders to rendezvous with a disabled Klingon Bird of Prey that is drifting dangerously close to the Neutral Zone.
Picard: And?
Starfleet Command: That's it!
Picard:
Picard: And?
Starfleet Command: That's it!
Picard:
October 13, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Starfleet Command: Sorry to interrupt, Captain but we just wanted to contact you to give the Enterprise new orders to rendezvous with a disabled Klingon Bird of Prey that is drifting dangerously close to the Neutral Zone.
Picard: And?
Starfleet Command: That's it!
Picard:
Picard: And?
Starfleet Command: That's it!
Picard:
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reskeet if you think hrt is life saving medical treatment
August 19, 2023 at 7:33 PM
reskeet if you think hrt is life saving medical treatment
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America, KOSA is extremely bad. And, worse, has bipartisan support. juliaserano.substack.com/p/kosa-a-nat...
KOSA: A Nationwide Anti-Trans/LGBTQ+ Bill in All but Name
And What You Can Do to Stop It
juliaserano.substack.com
October 8, 2023 at 6:29 AM
America, KOSA is extremely bad. And, worse, has bipartisan support. juliaserano.substack.com/p/kosa-a-nat...
I fixed MP Rhinox. You’re welcome.
October 7, 2023 at 12:38 PM
I fixed MP Rhinox. You’re welcome.
These clowns are beyond parody lol
September 29, 2023 at 11:16 PM
These clowns are beyond parody lol
The four horsemen of the pumpkin spice-ocalypse have appeared
September 21, 2023 at 1:10 AM
The four horsemen of the pumpkin spice-ocalypse have appeared
The last wooly mammoths died out about 1700 BCE and the myth of Hercules (Heracles) first came about around 1200 BCE which means that if there was a historical Hercules, he would have been able to fight wooly mammoths.
September 20, 2023 at 11:46 PM
The last wooly mammoths died out about 1700 BCE and the myth of Hercules (Heracles) first came about around 1200 BCE which means that if there was a historical Hercules, he would have been able to fight wooly mammoths.
Moopsy says "Eat the Billionaires!"
September 15, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Moopsy says "Eat the Billionaires!"
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My birthday is next month, and having some gigs would be one hell of a gift! So if you want a wild, energetic style you won’t find on the shelves, maybe hire me! Covers, interiors, prints, I do them all! I’ve worked with LEGENDARY, IDW, IMAGE, AHOY, and more!
Portfolio: bit.ly/36Sho6k
Portfolio: bit.ly/36Sho6k
August 24, 2023 at 3:18 PM
My birthday is next month, and having some gigs would be one hell of a gift! So if you want a wild, energetic style you won’t find on the shelves, maybe hire me! Covers, interiors, prints, I do them all! I’ve worked with LEGENDARY, IDW, IMAGE, AHOY, and more!
Portfolio: bit.ly/36Sho6k
Portfolio: bit.ly/36Sho6k
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Apropos of nothing in particular, periodic reminder that all the batshit Florida Man / Florida Woman stories are just because Florida doesn’t protect the privacy of people charged with crimes like most states too. This kinda nonsense is secretly happening EVERYWHERE IN THE US, ALL THE TIME.
the state’s new science textbooks are full of all sorts of helpful tips like this
August 24, 2023 at 9:28 AM
Apropos of nothing in particular, periodic reminder that all the batshit Florida Man / Florida Woman stories are just because Florida doesn’t protect the privacy of people charged with crimes like most states too. This kinda nonsense is secretly happening EVERYWHERE IN THE US, ALL THE TIME.
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For anyone who wants to suggest we can still respect the artist separate from their politics… what happens when they bring their politics to you and force their bullshit on you when you bought the ticket to try to respect the art?
Carlos Santana goes on bizarre anti-trans diatribe during concert
According to some recently-resurfaced videos of a July 2023 Santana concert in Atlantic City, New Jersey, frontman Carlos Santana stopped in-between songs to give a spiel condemning transgender peopl...
consequence.net
August 24, 2023 at 2:49 PM
For anyone who wants to suggest we can still respect the artist separate from their politics… what happens when they bring their politics to you and force their bullshit on you when you bought the ticket to try to respect the art?
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The NYT has a new piece today casting a lying, anti-trans bigot sympathetically by a reporter whose entire job, it appears, is to both-sides trans-affirming care and humor transphobia. Disgusting.
August 23, 2023 at 2:29 PM
The NYT has a new piece today casting a lying, anti-trans bigot sympathetically by a reporter whose entire job, it appears, is to both-sides trans-affirming care and humor transphobia. Disgusting.
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My latest newsletter is about a piece of legislation that will make the internet much, much worse for all of us — unless we fight now.
buttondown.email/charliejane/...
(I wrote this before I got a positive covid test. Gonna go goof off now.)
buttondown.email/charliejane/...
(I wrote this before I got a positive covid test. Gonna go goof off now.)
The Internet Is About to Get a Lot Worse
We've all watched in horror as red states have banned books in schools and libraries. We've seen teachers fired merely for reading a book about gender...
buttondown.email
August 22, 2023 at 8:47 PM
My latest newsletter is about a piece of legislation that will make the internet much, much worse for all of us — unless we fight now.
buttondown.email/charliejane/...
(I wrote this before I got a positive covid test. Gonna go goof off now.)
buttondown.email/charliejane/...
(I wrote this before I got a positive covid test. Gonna go goof off now.)