Mitchell McIntyre
@emptysquared.bsky.social
http://open.spotify.com/show/1oSHV8syi…
The Brightwall/Television/Movie/Writer/Podcaster/Badness binging/He/Him/His Guy.
The Brightwall/Television/Movie/Writer/Podcaster/Badness binging/He/Him/His Guy.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
December 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
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Yes, we get it, you're very proud that you hate Marvel movies, but we're all out of "I Hate That Thing You Like" awards this week.
In lieu of your medal, please continue to post spiteful takes so people will be aware of your achievement.
In lieu of your medal, please continue to post spiteful takes so people will be aware of your achievement.
December 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Yes, we get it, you're very proud that you hate Marvel movies, but we're all out of "I Hate That Thing You Like" awards this week.
In lieu of your medal, please continue to post spiteful takes so people will be aware of your achievement.
In lieu of your medal, please continue to post spiteful takes so people will be aware of your achievement.
2 things about that fight.
#1. Anthony Joshua was holding back to keep the fight going.
#2. He still broke Paul's jaw and put him to sleep.
Maybe this year has had some good parts
#1. Anthony Joshua was holding back to keep the fight going.
#2. He still broke Paul's jaw and put him to sleep.
Maybe this year has had some good parts
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
2 things about that fight.
#1. Anthony Joshua was holding back to keep the fight going.
#2. He still broke Paul's jaw and put him to sleep.
Maybe this year has had some good parts
#1. Anthony Joshua was holding back to keep the fight going.
#2. He still broke Paul's jaw and put him to sleep.
Maybe this year has had some good parts
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Looks like complete dogshit thanks
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Looks like complete dogshit thanks
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Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
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crazy / but that's how it goes /
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
crazy / but that's how it goes /
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
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“the Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.”
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“the Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.”
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
If Bill Clinton was a real one, he'd say it one hundred percent happened.
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If Bill Clinton was a real one, he'd say it one hundred percent happened.
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Kris Jenner Celebrates 70th Face
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Kris Jenner Celebrates 70th Face
"Thanks for the Banger kind stranger!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"Thanks for the Banger kind stranger!"
The only way to stop a bad guy doing war crimes is a good guy doing war crimes.
Guys it’s easy to say Dick Cheney should’ve been prosecuted for war crimes. But you’re forgetting one thing. If we start prosecuting people for war crimes, people in the future might get scared about doing war crimes and hesitate before committing war crimes!
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The only way to stop a bad guy doing war crimes is a good guy doing war crimes.
If AEW actually cared about putting on a good product, they'd bring back the three tiered Ready 2 Rumble cage.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If AEW actually cared about putting on a good product, they'd bring back the three tiered Ready 2 Rumble cage.
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Bernie’s on a roll these days (extremely derogatory)
Trump's re-election campaign is going to be running favorable quotes from ... [checks notes] ... Senator Bernie Sanders.
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Bernie’s on a roll these days (extremely derogatory)
I know deep in my heart that DWCS means Dana White Contender Series, but my brain always automatically fills it in as Dancing With Cthe Stars
October 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I know deep in my heart that DWCS means Dana White Contender Series, but my brain always automatically fills it in as Dancing With Cthe Stars
Not a looker in the bunch
Look at all those “college aged kids” texting each other “I love Hitler.”
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Not a looker in the bunch
I absolutely REFUSE to call this holiday "Indigenous people day" ... Because I'm Canadian and it's Thanksgiving over here.
October 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I absolutely REFUSE to call this holiday "Indigenous people day" ... Because I'm Canadian and it's Thanksgiving over here.
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I hate when people are like “omg you watched a Christmas film in OCTOBER?!”
Yeah, and I also watched Titanic on dry land 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah, and I also watched Titanic on dry land 🤷🏻♀️
October 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I hate when people are like “omg you watched a Christmas film in OCTOBER?!”
Yeah, and I also watched Titanic on dry land 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah, and I also watched Titanic on dry land 🤷🏻♀️
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Anytime Taylor Swift writes about sex, I just think of Gail the Snail from Always Sunny screaming “Mom, I’m sexually active now. Get over it.”
October 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Anytime Taylor Swift writes about sex, I just think of Gail the Snail from Always Sunny screaming “Mom, I’m sexually active now. Get over it.”
🤓 ☝️ Ummm excuse me? WWE most certainly does not "Rule" as you so incorrectly stated 🤓 ☝️ Mayhaps you simply mistyped? Or have you not yet discovered ACTUAL WRESTLING
September 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🤓 ☝️ Ummm excuse me? WWE most certainly does not "Rule" as you so incorrectly stated 🤓 ☝️ Mayhaps you simply mistyped? Or have you not yet discovered ACTUAL WRESTLING
This is why NFL fans shouldn't be allowed to pick their own Superbowl Halftime show
September 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This is why NFL fans shouldn't be allowed to pick their own Superbowl Halftime show