Verily I say unto thee, it brings glory to our God on high, El Shaddai, when you partake of the Limited Edition Popeyes Breaded Shrimp Bomb Basket (Now With 75% More Microplastics) for the Lord is a majority shareholder in the holding company and rejoices in high quarterly yields, yea

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

The child is the land-hungry liberal bastard and must be squashed, the parent is the brutal backward monarchy and must be shirked off, the sibling is the undeserving heir who takes the spoils that you deserve. Each day, each selfish act is a stupid fucking American revolution

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

Wanted to see if I could anneal some brass with the stuff I had around the house and I think I had a minor success

bánh mì save me
save me bánh mì

You don’t have to go nowhere on your own two feet
Ya get driven by the rhythm of the mambo beat

One night in 1999 @loloverruled.bsky.social and I partook in homosexual intercourse numerous times and he was smoking cocaine the entire time too. He came back the next day for more

What is this that I can’t see
With icy hands taking hold of me

Die gedanken sind frei

I was meant to have a touching backstory and then be the first to get obliterated on D-Day in front of someone who’s gonna live a full life and always thinks back to me in both sorrow and horror

Man jfk woulda loved how many baddies are in the world today. Rip little buddy. Today makes it 61 years since your head just did that

O’ bury me not on the lone prairie
Where coyotes howl and the wind blows free
In a narrow grave just six by three
O’ bury me not on the lone prairie

Intro post:

Can’t believe I had to move here and now I have to seek out all my lesbians again