Hoisin Murphy
@eoeo.bsky.social
Ethiopian places should give you a bowl of tortilla chips on the side
September 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ethiopian places should give you a bowl of tortilla chips on the side
get your dollars out and welcome to the stage: Havana Syndrome!
August 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
get your dollars out and welcome to the stage: Havana Syndrome!
*attentively cultivates hipster-cognoscenti sensibility for most formative years of life*
2025: i would love nothing more than to succumb to mass psychogenic illness with a cohort of like-fainting waifs
2025: i would love nothing more than to succumb to mass psychogenic illness with a cohort of like-fainting waifs
August 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
*attentively cultivates hipster-cognoscenti sensibility for most formative years of life*
2025: i would love nothing more than to succumb to mass psychogenic illness with a cohort of like-fainting waifs
2025: i would love nothing more than to succumb to mass psychogenic illness with a cohort of like-fainting waifs
i don't think having a lot of money would really change me. sociogenic hysterias though ... *convulses*
August 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i don't think having a lot of money would really change me. sociogenic hysterias though ... *convulses*
that's great
it starts with an earthquake,
birds and snakes and aeroplanes,
lenny bruce is not afraid,
it starts with an earthquake,
birds and snakes and aeroplanes,
lenny bruce is not afraid,
Scoop: Third Way is circulating a memo, shared first with @playbookdc, featuring a new blacklist of words Dems shouldn’t use.
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
August 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
that's great
it starts with an earthquake,
birds and snakes and aeroplanes,
lenny bruce is not afraid,
it starts with an earthquake,
birds and snakes and aeroplanes,
lenny bruce is not afraid,
tonight sleeping the sweet sleep of having scheduled emails to be sent at midnight where i give colleagues lots of extra work
January 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
tonight sleeping the sweet sleep of having scheduled emails to be sent at midnight where i give colleagues lots of extra work
can't tell whether the conflation of 'infer' and 'imply' is a semantic change-in-progress or if the author of this manuscript I'm reviewing is a simpleton
January 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
can't tell whether the conflation of 'infer' and 'imply' is a semantic change-in-progress or if the author of this manuscript I'm reviewing is a simpleton
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if you heard something on a podcast you heard it in real life
November 19, 2024 at 5:53 PM
if you heard something on a podcast you heard it in real life
-sylvania truly an underrated suffix. land of trans, land of pencils
December 17, 2024 at 7:42 PM
-sylvania truly an underrated suffix. land of trans, land of pencils
a conspiracy to slowly get us accustomed to eating less meat
Wrote about why every place has a smash burger now www.eater.com/2024/12/16/2...
The Year We Got Smashed
Smash burgers are a menu slam dunk. Is that a good thing?
www.eater.com
December 17, 2024 at 6:13 AM
a conspiracy to slowly get us accustomed to eating less meat
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still pondering a shirt I saw an old guy wearing tonight that said "Good men go gay. Bad men... go REALLY gay!"
December 12, 2024 at 10:51 AM
still pondering a shirt I saw an old guy wearing tonight that said "Good men go gay. Bad men... go REALLY gay!"
we have seen in the last ten years incredible advancements in maaltijdsalade technology
December 12, 2024 at 10:49 AM
we have seen in the last ten years incredible advancements in maaltijdsalade technology
maybe i should do ecstasy the weekend before giving feedback on thesis manuscripts because that way I'll feel nothing instead of feeling vertiginous demoralization
December 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
maybe i should do ecstasy the weekend before giving feedback on thesis manuscripts because that way I'll feel nothing instead of feeling vertiginous demoralization
empoopify (word of the year)
December 8, 2024 at 8:57 PM
empoopify (word of the year)
confused by American saying "pet issue" thinking they were going for petit chou
December 3, 2024 at 9:03 AM
confused by American saying "pet issue" thinking they were going for petit chou
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i need someone to take a candid pap photo of me coming out of a book store holding Advanced Cunnilingus Technique 3
November 30, 2024 at 3:36 AM
i need someone to take a candid pap photo of me coming out of a book store holding Advanced Cunnilingus Technique 3
by the end of the year everyone i talk to will know that Thanksgiving = oral, Christmas = anal, and new years eve = genital phase of psychosexual development
November 29, 2024 at 7:22 AM
by the end of the year everyone i talk to will know that Thanksgiving = oral, Christmas = anal, and new years eve = genital phase of psychosexual development
protested yesterday against cuts to higher education, solidarity slightly soured by all the dogshit unfunny signs from dorkwad colleagues and students
November 26, 2024 at 5:51 PM
protested yesterday against cuts to higher education, solidarity slightly soured by all the dogshit unfunny signs from dorkwad colleagues and students
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So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard
November 23, 2024 at 2:22 AM
So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard
only learned recently about Cher
November 20, 2024 at 8:16 PM
only learned recently about Cher
if you heard something on a podcast you heard it in real life
November 19, 2024 at 5:53 PM
if you heard something on a podcast you heard it in real life
sanctum sanctorum violated (ghosted hookup talked to me at the gym)
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
sanctum sanctorum violated (ghosted hookup talked to me at the gym)
raising a barn must feel so good if you're Amish
November 15, 2024 at 2:41 PM
raising a barn must feel so good if you're Amish
new copium dealer what's up
November 14, 2024 at 9:05 PM
new copium dealer what's up