Sam
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
A deeply unserious moron.
Hegseth had cameras recording him working out with recruits today at UCLA
January 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
A deeply unserious moron.
Well Jim's streak of being wrong about every fucking thing remains intact.
Jim Jordan: "This ICE officer was defending himself & his colleagues & instead of elected officials on the other side criticizing him, maybe they should stop promoting rioters and others interfering with federal law enforcement officials doing their job, doxxing them, harassing them."
January 8, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Well Jim's streak of being wrong about every fucking thing remains intact.
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and just like that, i became a one-issue voter
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 8, 2026 at 6:20 AM
and just like that, i became a one-issue voter
It might not be possible for her to be more dumb.
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It might not be possible for her to be more dumb.
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Walz: "Do you have no decency? We have someone dead in their car for no reason whatsoever. I don't want to be right about this, but I said if they do this they're gonna create a chaotic situation where someone innocent is gonna get killed. And they did it."
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Walz: "Do you have no decency? We have someone dead in their car for no reason whatsoever. I don't want to be right about this, but I said if they do this they're gonna create a chaotic situation where someone innocent is gonna get killed. And they did it."
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ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video.
The Trump administration is lying.
The Trump administration is lying.
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video.
The Trump administration is lying.
The Trump administration is lying.
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Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
WTF are we doing out here folks????
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
WTF are we doing out here folks????
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
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Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
Marshawn lynch just showed up on the manning cast and said Fuck within 30”. 🤣
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Marshawn lynch just showed up on the manning cast and said Fuck within 30”. 🤣
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the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams
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Umm. Fuck off.
Wegmans in New York City has begun collecting biometric data on shoppers' eyes, voices and faces from anyone who enters its supermarkets
NYC Wegmans is storing biometric data on shoppers' eyes, voices and faces
The supermarket chain says it’s a move to ensure shopper safety. Surveillance experts warn of privacy risks.
gothamist.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Umm. Fuck off.
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
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Chairman JCOS: “Months of planning…”
soooo not an imminent threat justifying self-defense
soooo not an imminent threat justifying self-defense
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Chairman JCOS: “Months of planning…”
soooo not an imminent threat justifying self-defense
soooo not an imminent threat justifying self-defense
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At this point the Democrats should do literally anything that will enrage him so that maybe he’ll have an aneurysm and die. Impeach. Start every interview by talking about how he has a small dick. No insult is too small and it should never cease.
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
At this point the Democrats should do literally anything that will enrage him so that maybe he’ll have an aneurysm and die. Impeach. Start every interview by talking about how he has a small dick. No insult is too small and it should never cease.
What are you fucking 12.
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
What are you fucking 12.
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Also: I don't see how any intelligent and lucid person could watch this press conference and conclude that the president of the United States has anywhere near sufficient cognitive ability to properly execute the duties of his office.
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Also: I don't see how any intelligent and lucid person could watch this press conference and conclude that the president of the United States has anywhere near sufficient cognitive ability to properly execute the duties of his office.
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Happy New Year.
On our nation’s 250th birthday, let’s take it back.
On our nation’s 250th birthday, let’s take it back.
a black and white photo of soldiers holding an american flag on top of a hill .
ALT: a black and white photo of soldiers holding an american flag on top of a hill .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Happy New Year.
On our nation’s 250th birthday, let’s take it back.
On our nation’s 250th birthday, let’s take it back.
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Michael Irvin cuts a promo like only he can.
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Michael Irvin cuts a promo like only he can.
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Somewhere along the way car insurance ads vastly overestimated how much we need to be entertained.
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Somewhere along the way car insurance ads vastly overestimated how much we need to be entertained.
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
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movies used to ask questions. like what if there was a Money Train
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
movies used to ask questions. like what if there was a Money Train