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Aisle424 Has Fallen

@aisle424.bsky.social

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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11h

Complications during childbirth.

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11h

See you Saturday, you Milwaukee fucks.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11h

Her chute didn’t open.

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11h

Oh no! How did she die?

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11h

Let’s not fuck around. Just end this.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11h

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12h

That’s the other catcher.

Alex Quigley @alexquigley.bsky.social · 12h

this is where Kelly just cranks it again

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12h

That may have been a real Turning Point in the series.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 13h

Have you not heard?

It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 14h

I shamed Ian into doing that.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 16h

Do they even bother telling him anymore?
STAFFER: “Sir you’re doing great with the drug prices but you can’t discount something more than 100%. If you stick with 90%, that is amazing and people will love it.”

*next day*
TRUMP: “we discounted the medicines 8 million percent.”
STAFFER: “oh fuck it”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h

Trump: "We're gonna be reducing the cost of medicines by 100%, 200%, 300%, 500% and even more than that."

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 20h

We know to blame if this goes bad, folks.

Chuck @ivychat.bsky.social · 21h

Guess who is going to their first Cubs game of the year?

Bad news. My record in Cubs elimination games is 0-2. My record in Game 4 NLDS is also 0-2.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d

Idea 1: Lots of people die
Idea 2: Lots of people die and also my rich friends get way more money
Idea 3: There is no healthcare except for my rich friends but they still get a ton of extra money and a whole shit ton of people die

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

CNN: Marjorie Taylor Greene says Republicans have no healthcare solutions. What do you say to her?

REP. PETE SESSIONS: She needs a couple more years in office and she would learn that we do have ideas on the table

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d

For a dude that is so vehemently pro-heterosexual, Clayton Kershaw sure gets waxed a lot in October.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 1d

I assume Clayton Kershaw is being punished by God because he again didn't do something heterosexually enough. That's on him.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d

“All you had to do was mention someone else who was not convicted of sex crimes - which is MOST people - and you chose Diddy. And I want to remind everyone… we were gathered here to talk about a road in Alaska…”