Aisle424 Has Fallen
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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
Peyton Manning did it first.
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Peyton Manning did it first.
If the government reacted like this every time a white dude shot a bunch of people, white people would be under permanent house arrest at best
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If the government reacted like this every time a white dude shot a bunch of people, white people would be under permanent house arrest at best
The Mario balloon has now been tear-gassed and detained by ICE.
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Mario balloon has now been tear-gassed and detained by ICE.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
I am not giving thanks this year because it is very unfair that I should have to give thanks and not receive thanks in return. This woke thanks deficit shall not continue. Fuck you for your attention to this matter.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I am not giving thanks this year because it is very unfair that I should have to give thanks and not receive thanks in return. This woke thanks deficit shall not continue. Fuck you for your attention to this matter.
I mean, it was basically Laugh-In but with kids and green slime.
I remember seeing You Can't Do That On Television as a kid and I still don't understand how any of that happened
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I mean, it was basically Laugh-In but with kids and green slime.
*fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the ocean
I think if I were being cuckolded by RFK Jr I would simply change my name and leave the country
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the ocean
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I want the last 35 years of Tecmo Super Bowl with the exact same gameplay, just updated rosters.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I want the last 35 years of Tecmo Super Bowl with the exact same gameplay, just updated rosters.
He is absolutely being fed bullshit by his inner circle. His brain is too mushy to know what’s real anymore while being gaslit by Miller and his own team. He would back off some of the fascist shit because he needs to feel popular, so they hide it from him and call it fake.
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
He is absolutely being fed bullshit by his inner circle. His brain is too mushy to know what’s real anymore while being gaslit by Miller and his own team. He would back off some of the fascist shit because he needs to feel popular, so they hide it from him and call it fake.
Imagine capitulating to this clown shoes filled with monkey shit set on fire administration.
Judge rules James Comey criminal case is dismissed without prejudice. Judge determined the US Attorney Lindsey Halligan was not lawfully appointed
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Imagine capitulating to this clown shoes filled with monkey shit set on fire administration.
“I am the master of the CLIT. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see CLIT, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like me, Charlie Brown”
"Zed's dead, Charlie Brown, Zed's dead"
you go to the box, you know. two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, charlie brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“I am the master of the CLIT. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see CLIT, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like me, Charlie Brown”
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
“… and then the agent says, ‘What do you call this act?’ And the man says, ‘The Aristocrats!’”
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“… and then the agent says, ‘What do you call this act?’ And the man says, ‘The Aristocrats!’”
🎶Go Cubs go
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
🎶Go Cubs go
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
The bumble coming up over the mountains right before a commercial break gave me nightmares. It didn’t matter that he got reformed later and wanted a job.
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The bumble coming up over the mountains right before a commercial break gave me nightmares. It didn’t matter that he got reformed later and wanted a job.
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best city on earth
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
best city on earth
Are they winning?
Notre Dame has scored 35 points in the first 11 minutes of today's game vs. Syracuse.
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Are they winning?
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
(dying laughing)
Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad:
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
(dying laughing)
Trump just heard how big Mamdani’s penis is.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Trump just heard how big Mamdani’s penis is.
Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession
On President Trump's suggestion that 6 Democratic lawmakers be executed for sedition
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Jake Tapper on President Trump’s suggestion that 6 Democratic lawmakers be executed for sedition | CNN Politics
President Trump responds to Democratic lawmakers urging troops to disobey illegal orders.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession
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My "The president doesn't want to execute members of congress" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My "The president doesn't want to execute members of congress" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
The flight delays and 4 hour security line waits will continue until morale improves.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The flight delays and 4 hour security line waits will continue until morale improves.
I feel like he can eat a bag of dicks
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I feel like he can eat a bag of dicks