25p/minute cheap rate is 73p/minute cheap in today's money.
Still begrudge your Spotify subscription?
Still begrudge your Spotify subscription?
1987:
smash hits 6 19 may 1987, page 61
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-6-19-may-1987#page/n60
smash hits 6 19 may 1987, page 61
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-6-19-may-1987#page/n60
February 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
25p/minute cheap rate is 73p/minute cheap in today's money.
Still begrudge your Spotify subscription?
Still begrudge your Spotify subscription?
We had a CD writing app called "Nero: Burning ROM".
Why didn't we get a file manager called "Lord of the Files"?
Why didn't we get a file manager called "Lord of the Files"?
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
We had a CD writing app called "Nero: Burning ROM".
Why didn't we get a file manager called "Lord of the Files"?
Why didn't we get a file manager called "Lord of the Files"?
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Farage was banging on about Turkish barbers, so these lads in Glasgow did this.
It's in Dumbarton Road, if you fancy a trim.
It's in Dumbarton Road, if you fancy a trim.
February 7, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Farage was banging on about Turkish barbers, so these lads in Glasgow did this.
It's in Dumbarton Road, if you fancy a trim.
It's in Dumbarton Road, if you fancy a trim.
Reading a story to my daughter last night, wife informs me I've been pronouncing "Esther" wrong all my life.
Just spend 15 minutes trying to prove it varies, but it seems it doesn't.
Just spend 15 minutes trying to prove it varies, but it seems it doesn't.
January 31, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Reading a story to my daughter last night, wife informs me I've been pronouncing "Esther" wrong all my life.
Just spend 15 minutes trying to prove it varies, but it seems it doesn't.
Just spend 15 minutes trying to prove it varies, but it seems it doesn't.
Watching Reservoir Dogs for the first time in decades. It's not dissimilar to The Traitors. "For all I know you're the rat!"
January 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Watching Reservoir Dogs for the first time in decades. It's not dissimilar to The Traitors. "For all I know you're the rat!"
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What Europe could do is threaten to boycott the World Cup. It won't. But that might actually work. Trump wants his big show.
January 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
What Europe could do is threaten to boycott the World Cup. It won't. But that might actually work. Trump wants his big show.
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Come on LEGO, you know what to do
January 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Come on LEGO, you know what to do
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Incredibly, no-one on Nigel Farage’s team has got round to deleting this post. It’s still live as Robert Jenrick gives his big defection speech.
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Incredibly, no-one on Nigel Farage’s team has got round to deleting this post. It’s still live as Robert Jenrick gives his big defection speech.
I got Genius!
How many words can you make with 7 letters?
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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In the summer I read that some kids in the UK were using "your dad paints roundabouts and shouts at hotels" as a new insult!
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In the summer I read that some kids in the UK were using "your dad paints roundabouts and shouts at hotels" as a new insult!
I was silently dwelling on the awfulness of [gestures around at things in general] while walking my daughter to school, when suddenly she says:
"Daddy are we going to be alright?"
"What do you mean?"
"Will we be late for school?"
"Daddy are we going to be alright?"
"What do you mean?"
"Will we be late for school?"
December 16, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I was silently dwelling on the awfulness of [gestures around at things in general] while walking my daughter to school, when suddenly she says:
"Daddy are we going to be alright?"
"What do you mean?"
"Will we be late for school?"
"Daddy are we going to be alright?"
"What do you mean?"
"Will we be late for school?"
Give up @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social , you're not beating this.
Calibri: is this really the world’s wokest font?
Calibri: is this really the world’s wokest font?
It was the Windows typeface for 17 years – and adopted by the Biden administration for its readability for those with visual impairments. But Marco Rubio has ruled that Calibri lacks ‘decorum’
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Give up @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social , you're not beating this.
I'd just like to point out that DADO is not in the NYT's Spelling Bee word list. 😡
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'd just like to point out that DADO is not in the NYT's Spelling Bee word list. 😡
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1987:
smash hits 4 17 november 1987, page 56
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-4-17-november-1987#page/n55
smash hits 4 17 november 1987, page 56
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-4-17-november-1987#page/n55
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
1987:
smash hits 4 17 november 1987, page 56
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-4-17-november-1987#page/n55
smash hits 4 17 november 1987, page 56
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-4-17-november-1987#page/n55
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Photographer Kathrin Swoboda captured amazing images of a red wing blackbird's song, visible via the bird's breath in cold air and early light #WomensArt
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Photographer Kathrin Swoboda captured amazing images of a red wing blackbird's song, visible via the bird's breath in cold air and early light #WomensArt
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LOL at the image.
But also, what an absolute tune.
But also, what an absolute tune.
1985:
smash hits 11 24 april 1985, page 14
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-11-24-april-1985#page/n13
smash hits 11 24 april 1985, page 14
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-11-24-april-1985#page/n13
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
LOL at the image.
But also, what an absolute tune.
But also, what an absolute tune.
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We're so close to having the ultimate vehicle on our roads
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
We're so close to having the ultimate vehicle on our roads
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On business trip in the US. Hotel guest dropped dead on the dance floor. Friendly barman put all our drinks on his still open bar tab for the rest of the evening. Doubt the hotel pursued his widow for payment but don't know. No regrets.
November 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
On business trip in the US. Hotel guest dropped dead on the dance floor. Friendly barman put all our drinks on his still open bar tab for the rest of the evening. Doubt the hotel pursued his widow for payment but don't know. No regrets.
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● Andrew Windsor remains 8th in the line of succession.
●King Charles III will privately fund his new living arrangements despite Andrew being very rich indeed
● Actually we don't know how wealthy Andrew is because his mother's will is sealed for 90+ years
● Sleep well serfs.
● Know your place.
●King Charles III will privately fund his new living arrangements despite Andrew being very rich indeed
● Actually we don't know how wealthy Andrew is because his mother's will is sealed for 90+ years
● Sleep well serfs.
● Know your place.
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in a suit and tie .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
● Andrew Windsor remains 8th in the line of succession.
●King Charles III will privately fund his new living arrangements despite Andrew being very rich indeed
● Actually we don't know how wealthy Andrew is because his mother's will is sealed for 90+ years
● Sleep well serfs.
● Know your place.
●King Charles III will privately fund his new living arrangements despite Andrew being very rich indeed
● Actually we don't know how wealthy Andrew is because his mother's will is sealed for 90+ years
● Sleep well serfs.
● Know your place.
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I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
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These Sumo boys are all living their best lives.
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
These Sumo boys are all living their best lives.
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In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
October 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
The receipt says "extra gherkin, extra onion", but the McDonald's Quarter Pounder I just bit into was just meat and bun, and indeed the label on the box says "plain, no toppings".
Some kind of mixup, but what kind of damaged mind would order that?
Some kind of mixup, but what kind of damaged mind would order that?
October 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The receipt says "extra gherkin, extra onion", but the McDonald's Quarter Pounder I just bit into was just meat and bun, and indeed the label on the box says "plain, no toppings".
Some kind of mixup, but what kind of damaged mind would order that?
Some kind of mixup, but what kind of damaged mind would order that?
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portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL