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Very thankful for this gift from my parents that my dad referred to as “the most confusing jersey ever”

10/10 would @supportersupply.co again
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Issa Tall asleep at the wheel #crew96
🇺🇸 BREAKING: The LA Galaxy are finalizing a deal to sign free agent center back Justin Haak, per sources.

Haak, 24, was one of the marquee free agents. Had a breakout 2025 season.

Galaxy now reload with Haak and Jakob Glesnes. Big winter.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/691...
LA Galaxy continue defensive makeover with move for NYCFC’s Justin Haak: Sources
The Galaxy are continuing their offseason resurgence after a title defense that went horribly wrong
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I used to be blind, but now I see.

I was a hater but the scales fell from my eyes and now I am a hardcore battery daddy evangelist.
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Gonna send you back to jingle bell where you belong
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Well-deserved assist for Mateychuk there. Great urgency on that pass. #cbj
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Leave Elvis on the tarmac #cbj
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Big ol’ house in Tuscaloosa about to get listed
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Maybe the real Wilfried Nancy was the Rudy Camachos we met along the way #crew96
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Zach Werenski is a superstar, man. Single-handedly keeping this team alive. #cbj
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Forget that broke-ass bluebird. We got a new and improved bird. And wait til you hear that he’s singing!
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I took this photo walking home with my son when he was in pre-K. Among other things, it might explain some of the decrease in walking/biking.
December 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Little man’s thoughts on AI “art”
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
🎶 And tonight will be the night when I will melt for you 🎶
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Oh hey he saw the ice again! Briefly! #cbj
Elvis shouldn’t see the ice again for #cbj
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Lmao. Stay classy, UM fans
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Rewatched Home Alone last night and was honestly sort of blown away by how seriously Columbus/Hughes treat Kevin as a person. He’s a kid, but he’s not *just* a kid.

This lingering shot of Kevin’s indecision to go into the church is actually kind of breathtaking in context. youtu.be/hczyxCbVtR8?...
Home Alone - O Holy Night (Church Scene)
YouTube video by Maria Ivanova
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
lol Sherrone you dumb fuck
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It's a real-life Scott's Tots, but instead of an idiot but good-hearted regional manager, it's two FCDP toddlers in a trenchcoat trying to run a city
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
A new goo has presented itself.
A new goo must be chugged.
Prepare your body for Christmas goo. #crew96
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Asked Copilot to “schedule a meeting with [2 coworkers] at the first available time tomorrow after 10a”.

It couldn’t do it because it can’t see their schedules (even though I, their manager, obviously can).

Microsoft’s advantage is its ecosystem. But this shit can’t even do the easy stuff!
December 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It’s impressive what Cig has done at IU. Congrats to them.

ALSO FUCK IU but also congrats I guess
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Crazy that the same week Ohio State’s offensive coordinator got hired at a different program Ohio State’s offense took a huge shit piss in our own pants on national television, what a crazy turn of events wow wow wow wow wow
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
IU did a great job of attacking OSU’s weakest defenders. Credit to Mendoza for tossing some serious dimes.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM