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deep fried yearning
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(trying to blend in with zoomers and it starts raining) we lowkey needed it fr
August 30, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Everyone should have the privilege of receiving a pokemon card in the mail. No truer bud than a bud that sends you a pokemon card in the mail
August 30, 2023 at 9:47 PM
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until healthcare is free you should be able to buy any hormone, steroid or recreational drug over the counter. it's incredible that we dont have rights to our own endocrine systems. there should also be a pill that reverses the effects of eating too much hot dogs and it should come with the hot dogs
August 25, 2023 at 2:32 PM
What kind of blizzard should i get from dairy queen. Usually go with butterfinger but I’m feeling adventurous
August 25, 2023 at 2:37 AM
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i’d love to lie in the field and be overtaken by vines
August 24, 2023 at 10:09 PM
New sweetie has a ps5. We are having a gaming sleepover on friday !!!!
August 23, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Started writing a love poem but the edible kicked in hard and now I can’t finish it. It’s a win for everybody tbh
August 22, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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for dinner we're having my famous smoked weed
August 1, 2023 at 12:16 PM
Y’all need anything from trader joe’s?
August 16, 2023 at 4:24 PM
New sweetie and i are going swimming tomorrow. They made a pasta salad and i am bringing blackberries i picked today and peanut butter sammies
August 16, 2023 at 5:58 AM
Haven’t you heard? America’s #1 pot sticker brand is on sale
August 12, 2023 at 11:23 PM
My lunch breaks at work go like this
August 12, 2023 at 11:19 PM
I’ve been asleep for too long on Yves Tumor’s latest record. I am now wide awake. It goes incredibly stupid
August 11, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Handing out sloppy to anyone who will come do my laundry
August 11, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Hungover eating a tuna salad sandwich up the road from my apartment. It’s good
August 11, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Hey
August 11, 2023 at 8:35 AM
I think it might be time for a faggier haircut
August 10, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Begging the good citizens of the pacific northwest to please not start any fires next week when we hit triple digits
August 10, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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Next week has been exhausting
August 7, 2023 at 4:28 AM
I had a really good date tonight and I’m feeling happy and scared and sad and weird. This person has shown me more care in one week than my ex showed me in almost two years. I don’t think it’s that hard to love me and i also don’t know how to react when someone clearly wants to
August 7, 2023 at 4:44 AM
Just remembered maplestory
August 4, 2023 at 11:01 PM
She deserves better
August 4, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Summer heat is here to stay for the foreseeable future. But it’s no trouble for my lil swamp cooler. My desert-dwelling friends have been in the know, but i too have seen the light, and i am here to spread the gospel
August 3, 2023 at 6:04 AM
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High seven!
August 3, 2023 at 12:54 AM