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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 4h

Awaiting your orders.

(Should I have sent that using the cone of silence?)

Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 7h

OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

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Mr PP @mrpiddles.bsky.social · 16h

Pam Bondi is a Career Criminal.

Pass it On.

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 8h

So, nome demands Chicago Mayor and IL Governor to supply a lot of police to protect the guys attacking and kidnapping Chicagoans, so they can feel safe attacking and kidnapping Chicagoans?

Is that about right?

Out of sheer curiosity, who protects the Chicagoans from being attacked and kidnapped?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Kristi Noem: "Any elected official that allows this to happen and gives cover to those kind of individuals who are perpetuating murder should absolutely be prosecuted in my opinion."

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 8h

She's just plain ugly. No - more fully than ugly!

Hate does that to a person.

Ray Beckerman @raybeckerman.bsky.social · 11h

Photographer Captures Pam Bondi’s Notes—and They’re a Doozy newrepublic.com/post/201475/...

Photographer Captures Pam Bondi’s Notes—and They’re a Doozy

Attorney General Pam Bondi came to the Senate Judiciary Committee hearing armed with nothing more than lame canned attacks.

newrepublic.com

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Blue Army Truth @bluearmytruth.bsky.social · 16h

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 10h

Not even with 100,000 condoms.

American Scruffy 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 @scruffygaydc.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck Pam Bondi

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 11h

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 11h

Navarro: 'we are just in the most beautiful place we've been I think ever with respect to trade'

*In Q2 2024, China bought over $3 billion in soybeans from U.S. farmers. This year, they’ve bought $0.

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Denise Ireland @ireland0828.bsky.social · 1d

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 11h

The heart knows what it wants.

The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 21h

A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers

#jokes #dadjoke #funny

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anita72.bsky.social @anita72.bsky.social · 1d

She's corrupt to the core, which is why she was chosen.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 15h

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JFalter @falterj.bsky.social · 1d

Swear in Adelita Grijalva.

Pass it on.

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 1d

Well, he can't trend for being an asshole. That ship sailed years ago.

KimBOOOly ❤️‍🔥👻🎃 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 1d

I saw Lindsey Graham trending and I got excited for a minute because I thought he died

Turns out he's still an asshole

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 1d

OMG - we can't have published truths now, can we?

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

The original version of the book said that Epstein was involved in introducing Melania to her beloved husband.

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 1d

the asshat probably did.

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 1d

Plain. Simple. Elegant.

Ken Struck @kenstruck.bsky.social · 1d

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 1d

Some people's hearts aren't in it.

The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny

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Ken Struck @kenstruck.bsky.social · 1d

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d

OH, THE RAVAGES OF THE WAR ON CARNIVORISM

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Prescott Small @prescott-from-nek.bsky.social · 1d

How will Portland ever survive this war... The dangers of locally made Kombucha might breed more progressives. The horror, the horror...

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d

OH, THE RAVAGES OF THE WAR ON CARNIVORISM

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 1d

Bubba awaits him in Leavenworth.

mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 1d

ted cruz is such a little bitch

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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 1d

It's not easy being green.

Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

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ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, absolutely — please, keep pretending my transgender child is just a phase or a glitch in the matrix. After all, why let empathy get in the way of your cult-approved worldview? It’s really heartwarming to see such shining examples of “love and acceptance” in action. Bravo, truly. 👏🎬

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