Work Colleague: I bought a beret at the weekend. It's really pretty, a sort of bright dark red if you know what I mean?
Me: Raspberry?
Colleague: Yes!
Me: sounds like the kind you'd find in a secondhand store
Colleague (ain't never going to be friends): No! I got it at M&S!
Work Colleague: I bought a beret at the weekend. It's really pretty, a sort of bright dark red if you know what I mean?
Me: Raspberry?
Colleague: Yes!
Me: sounds like the kind you'd find in a secondhand store
Colleague (ain't never going to be friends): No! I got it at M&S!
(this joke is for like 3 nerds who will get it, sorry to everybody else)
(this joke is for like 3 nerds who will get it, sorry to everybody else)
Absolute bollocks
Absolute bollocks
It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x
It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x
We’re sexual beings. You just made us quiet down about it.
ignoring that i am not a woman, lmao
do y'all ever talk to women?
Me, 15 minutes later: GODDAMMIT
Me, 15 minutes later: GODDAMMIT