Ethan
@ethon8r.bsky.social
Um uhhhh hi I do music and theatre. Sometimes I’m funny.
You’re telling me a crab imitated this sushi?
February 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You’re telling me a crab imitated this sushi?
(bestowing a curse) may your freak forever be mismatched
February 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
(bestowing a curse) may your freak forever be mismatched
With the direction we’re going in, I think it’s unfortunate how funny the word “dictator” is when you think of it like a compound word
January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
With the direction we’re going in, I think it’s unfortunate how funny the word “dictator” is when you think of it like a compound word
I think the one thing I love most about myself is my ability to retain the high of relief after just having taken a huge piss for longer than average
December 10, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I think the one thing I love most about myself is my ability to retain the high of relief after just having taken a huge piss for longer than average
Someone should really make a better candy that fits in pez dispensers
December 6, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Someone should really make a better candy that fits in pez dispensers
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lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
Just a heads up everybody, when The Haunted Chocolatier comes out, I’m not doing literally anything else for about a year or two. No music, no theater, no NOTHIN. As far as you’re concerned, I won’t EXIST
December 5, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Just a heads up everybody, when The Haunted Chocolatier comes out, I’m not doing literally anything else for about a year or two. No music, no theater, no NOTHIN. As far as you’re concerned, I won’t EXIST
Okay but changing a lightbulb is really hard sometimes let’s just go easy on everyone pls
December 3, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Okay but changing a lightbulb is really hard sometimes let’s just go easy on everyone pls
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“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
December 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
“What radicalized you?”
Lemonade Mouth probably
Lemonade Mouth probably
November 29, 2024 at 4:14 PM
“What radicalized you?”
Lemonade Mouth probably
Lemonade Mouth probably
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What radicalized you? Comrade, I was told "Sharing is caring" as a child.
November 22, 2024 at 2:38 PM
What radicalized you? Comrade, I was told "Sharing is caring" as a child.
Call me a conspiracy theorist but I’m starting to have my doubts about this Santa guy
November 22, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Call me a conspiracy theorist but I’m starting to have my doubts about this Santa guy
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Do you think serial killers say shit like “I ain’t the sharpest knife in the shed”
November 21, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Do you think serial killers say shit like “I ain’t the sharpest knife in the shed”
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what did people do on planes before books were invented
November 20, 2024 at 1:13 AM
what did people do on planes before books were invented
If you’re a passenger in my car do NOT help me put the sunshade on my windshield. You WILL do it wrong
November 20, 2024 at 8:52 PM
If you’re a passenger in my car do NOT help me put the sunshade on my windshield. You WILL do it wrong