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euperdendotempo.bsky.social
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jurph.bsky.social
The Jurph from the Black Lagoon @jurph.bsky.social · 52m
The advisor from SimCity hollers at the player, "YOU CAN'T LET A FROG DANCE EROTICALLY AT YOUR SWAT TEAM! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" The typeface is Chicago but the city is Portland.
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swolecialism.bsky.social
🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 44m
I have frogs everywhere
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aelkus.bsky.social
ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 50m
the weak should fear the strong
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 2d
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1h
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 56m
In some ways this is the government now
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 2h
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
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jamellebouie.net
jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3h
genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos
atrupar.com
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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euperdendotempo.bsky.social
To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 2h
Quando é um cara do próprio lugar que entrega é menos mal, foda é quando vem um entregador do ifood só pra pegar o pedido e andar 100m
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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 2h
A taxa de entrega era tipo 2 reais, se o Ifood mandasse o entregador ficar esperando muito tempo no restaurante ele ia cagar na minha comida.
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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 2h
Pedindo um lanche tão perto mas tão perto de casa que fiquei com vergonha de não retirar o pedido
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euperdendotempo.bsky.social
To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 2h
Uhh
garfieldscreens.bsky.social
Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 2h
episode 053
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euperdendotempo.bsky.social
To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 2h
Read this in Liquid Snake's voice
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lewownardo1.bsky.social
Léwow 𝕏 @lewownardo1.bsky.social · 2h
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atrupar.com
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
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swiftonsecurity.com
SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 2h
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euperdendotempo.bsky.social
To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 2h
"that sounds like something Biden would say"
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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 3h
If only there was some journalist interested and experienced in investigating presidential mental faculties
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whstancil.bsky.social
Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 3h
Unironically, you can see how these guys’ Twitter brainrot has progressed to this stage where they have trouble remembering that you’re supposed to talk about the Nazis as the bad guys. It’s not a winking nod to neo-Nazis so much as them genuinely forgetting which way is supposed to be up
paleofuture.bsky.social
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 4h
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."

- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa
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duknuk.bsky.social
nikki morgen / ducknuk @duknuk.bsky.social · 6h
Wild West
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internethippo.bsky.social
The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3h
Trying to speedrun martial law before the economy collapses
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euperdendotempo.bsky.social
To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 3h
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socialistboat.dad
jam @socialistboat.dad · 5h
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 4h
Falei meio brincando mas realmente acho que a primeira vez que ouvi falar de Mensa foi por causa do Roger mesmo, então basicamente já associo a ele. Algo a se pensar.
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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 4h
Roger do Ultraje a Rigor talvez
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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 4h
Po, bizarro que ninguém fez produto assim ainda, do avulso já com hall effect
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