Evan
@evan-was-bored.bsky.social
I only drink water and had a salad for dinner last night. I didn’t wake up with my abs visible though.
So, healthy eating is a scam bruh
So, healthy eating is a scam bruh
April 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I only drink water and had a salad for dinner last night. I didn’t wake up with my abs visible though.
So, healthy eating is a scam bruh
So, healthy eating is a scam bruh
When they try so hard to keep you down, it means you will always float
April 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When they try so hard to keep you down, it means you will always float
Listen I understand gym culture. People are just there to get their workout in and leave. Headphones don’t talk to me.
I also understand I have severe resting gym face. I also listen to a comedy podcast, so I must look unhinged.
But if my gym crush compliments my hoodie, we’re getting married.
I also understand I have severe resting gym face. I also listen to a comedy podcast, so I must look unhinged.
But if my gym crush compliments my hoodie, we’re getting married.
April 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Listen I understand gym culture. People are just there to get their workout in and leave. Headphones don’t talk to me.
I also understand I have severe resting gym face. I also listen to a comedy podcast, so I must look unhinged.
But if my gym crush compliments my hoodie, we’re getting married.
I also understand I have severe resting gym face. I also listen to a comedy podcast, so I must look unhinged.
But if my gym crush compliments my hoodie, we’re getting married.
Call me a fear monger if it helps you sleep
I would rather prepare for the worst and be proven wrong, than make excuses for the smoke on the horizon
I would rather prepare for the worst and be proven wrong, than make excuses for the smoke on the horizon
January 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Call me a fear monger if it helps you sleep
I would rather prepare for the worst and be proven wrong, than make excuses for the smoke on the horizon
I would rather prepare for the worst and be proven wrong, than make excuses for the smoke on the horizon
I say I want to be there when they come to the realization they were played. That they sold out their livelihood and futures because of trans people and eggs. But truly honestly, they don’t deserve to enjoy my presence in the mean time or the I told you so.
Block list growing
Block list growing
January 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I say I want to be there when they come to the realization they were played. That they sold out their livelihood and futures because of trans people and eggs. But truly honestly, they don’t deserve to enjoy my presence in the mean time or the I told you so.
Block list growing
Block list growing
I’m attempting to do a Meta blackout, so I need this app to point me in the direction of
-specifically men who use this app to show off their bodies
Thank you for your time and effort
-specifically men who use this app to show off their bodies
Thank you for your time and effort
January 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’m attempting to do a Meta blackout, so I need this app to point me in the direction of
-specifically men who use this app to show off their bodies
Thank you for your time and effort
-specifically men who use this app to show off their bodies
Thank you for your time and effort
I can’t save people’s name in my phone, because there is a strong chance you will stop texting me. Now I have a “Nick Grindr” in my contact list that means nothing now
I keep thinking I will someday be the kind of person who saves people’s name into my phone the very first time they first text me, but I continue to remain myself 😔
January 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I can’t save people’s name in my phone, because there is a strong chance you will stop texting me. Now I have a “Nick Grindr” in my contact list that means nothing now
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Know this isn't the most youthful of platforms, but do think there's a good spread of ages on here. There's everything from 30 year olds talking about insomnia and backpain, to people in their 60s and 70s talking about insomnia and backpain
January 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Know this isn't the most youthful of platforms, but do think there's a good spread of ages on here. There's everything from 30 year olds talking about insomnia and backpain, to people in their 60s and 70s talking about insomnia and backpain
Here’s the thing, I had amassed a following of close to 30k followers on TikTok. The last couple of months my views had stalled, so I was taking an hiatus.
I was mad at TikTok, but I’m more mad at a bunch of white dudes who took an opportunity from me and banned an app before the KKK
I was mad at TikTok, but I’m more mad at a bunch of white dudes who took an opportunity from me and banned an app before the KKK
January 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Here’s the thing, I had amassed a following of close to 30k followers on TikTok. The last couple of months my views had stalled, so I was taking an hiatus.
I was mad at TikTok, but I’m more mad at a bunch of white dudes who took an opportunity from me and banned an app before the KKK
I was mad at TikTok, but I’m more mad at a bunch of white dudes who took an opportunity from me and banned an app before the KKK
I love what Zucky Ducky failed to realize is everything on Reels was just stuff that was popular on TikTok 3 months ago.
If there is no TikTok there is no Reels. You played yourself
If there is no TikTok there is no Reels. You played yourself
January 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I love what Zucky Ducky failed to realize is everything on Reels was just stuff that was popular on TikTok 3 months ago.
If there is no TikTok there is no Reels. You played yourself
If there is no TikTok there is no Reels. You played yourself
Guess you ran the keurig without putting a cup on it? This guy
I should have called out of work today
I should have called out of work today
January 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Guess you ran the keurig without putting a cup on it? This guy
I should have called out of work today
I should have called out of work today
When ever the idea of leg day comes up for me, I’m suddenly ok with eating 18 candy bars in one sitting without moving
January 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
When ever the idea of leg day comes up for me, I’m suddenly ok with eating 18 candy bars in one sitting without moving
“Is this a boy/girl toy?”
I bought my nephew Mario kart hot wheels for Christmas. My sister informed me, my niece saw the princess peach one and thought it was hers. So she plays with her brother’s hot wheels.
Kids don’t care about gender specific toys, adults do
I bought my nephew Mario kart hot wheels for Christmas. My sister informed me, my niece saw the princess peach one and thought it was hers. So she plays with her brother’s hot wheels.
Kids don’t care about gender specific toys, adults do
January 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“Is this a boy/girl toy?”
I bought my nephew Mario kart hot wheels for Christmas. My sister informed me, my niece saw the princess peach one and thought it was hers. So she plays with her brother’s hot wheels.
Kids don’t care about gender specific toys, adults do
I bought my nephew Mario kart hot wheels for Christmas. My sister informed me, my niece saw the princess peach one and thought it was hers. So she plays with her brother’s hot wheels.
Kids don’t care about gender specific toys, adults do
Andrew Tate looks like his superpower is talking to rats, and they call him a loser too
January 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Andrew Tate looks like his superpower is talking to rats, and they call him a loser too
The only thing I hate more than those accounts that post a clip of a movie/series, without captioning the name of the movie/series to farm engagement, are the the people in the comments trolling. Like, not everyone watched that one German movie from 2001.
January 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The only thing I hate more than those accounts that post a clip of a movie/series, without captioning the name of the movie/series to farm engagement, are the the people in the comments trolling. Like, not everyone watched that one German movie from 2001.
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Agreed with @NormOrnstein - definitely do NOT share this image!!! Lol bluevirginia.us/2025/01/satu...
January 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Agreed with @NormOrnstein - definitely do NOT share this image!!! Lol bluevirginia.us/2025/01/satu...
Me: Death, I have a proposition for you. You give us back The Vivienne and you can take *pulls out a Manila folder* everyone on this list
Death: this is just the incoming presidential cabinet
Me: I think it’s a fair trade
Death: this is just the incoming presidential cabinet
Me: I think it’s a fair trade
a drag queen in a white wig and a silver dress
ALT: a drag queen in a white wig and a silver dress
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Me: Death, I have a proposition for you. You give us back The Vivienne and you can take *pulls out a Manila folder* everyone on this list
Death: this is just the incoming presidential cabinet
Me: I think it’s a fair trade
Death: this is just the incoming presidential cabinet
Me: I think it’s a fair trade
So Elon Musky “announces” that he’s the Adrian Dittman account. And it reminded me of that kid on the playground that told everyone his dad was an astronaut, and no one believed him. Days later he tells everyone he was lying, and laughs about how he fooled everyone and the other kids sat there like
a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and the words `` sure '' written on his face .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and the words `` sure '' written on his face .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
So Elon Musky “announces” that he’s the Adrian Dittman account. And it reminded me of that kid on the playground that told everyone his dad was an astronaut, and no one believed him. Days later he tells everyone he was lying, and laughs about how he fooled everyone and the other kids sat there like
I think the weirdest thing about about toxic masculinity/ misogyny is it’s internet presence.
Like, think about it, how are you listening to a guy, who sits at a desk, making money by taking an ad break to sell you ergonomic ball cooling underwear. Then he comes back to his rant about men need (1)
Like, think about it, how are you listening to a guy, who sits at a desk, making money by taking an ad break to sell you ergonomic ball cooling underwear. Then he comes back to his rant about men need (1)
December 12, 2024 at 5:58 AM
I think the weirdest thing about about toxic masculinity/ misogyny is it’s internet presence.
Like, think about it, how are you listening to a guy, who sits at a desk, making money by taking an ad break to sell you ergonomic ball cooling underwear. Then he comes back to his rant about men need (1)
Like, think about it, how are you listening to a guy, who sits at a desk, making money by taking an ad break to sell you ergonomic ball cooling underwear. Then he comes back to his rant about men need (1)
This meme is why my new gauge for rage is “filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr Mime with my bare hands”
December 9, 2024 at 1:04 AM
This meme is why my new gauge for rage is “filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr Mime with my bare hands”
Me: You know just because we are both gay, that doesn’t mean we will get along or even like each other
Also me currently: if anyone is game to arrange a marriage for me, the only necessary qualifications are like a heartbeat, likes one Disney movie, don’t care which, and owns 3 shirts, I’m down.
Also me currently: if anyone is game to arrange a marriage for me, the only necessary qualifications are like a heartbeat, likes one Disney movie, don’t care which, and owns 3 shirts, I’m down.
December 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Me: You know just because we are both gay, that doesn’t mean we will get along or even like each other
Also me currently: if anyone is game to arrange a marriage for me, the only necessary qualifications are like a heartbeat, likes one Disney movie, don’t care which, and owns 3 shirts, I’m down.
Also me currently: if anyone is game to arrange a marriage for me, the only necessary qualifications are like a heartbeat, likes one Disney movie, don’t care which, and owns 3 shirts, I’m down.
When I say I’m not funny, I’m mean and people think I’m joking, I specifically mean whenever I see people doing cute couples stuff, I say I hate love and audibly gag. It gets a laugh.
No bitch I’m bitter and lonely and I despise you
No bitch I’m bitter and lonely and I despise you
December 5, 2024 at 10:28 PM
When I say I’m not funny, I’m mean and people think I’m joking, I specifically mean whenever I see people doing cute couples stuff, I say I hate love and audibly gag. It gets a laugh.
No bitch I’m bitter and lonely and I despise you
No bitch I’m bitter and lonely and I despise you
I’m still trying to figure out what I should post over here. Brain droppings, thirst traps, pseudo-intellectual garbage…just trying to get my footing
December 5, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I’m still trying to figure out what I should post over here. Brain droppings, thirst traps, pseudo-intellectual garbage…just trying to get my footing
One of the reasons I deleted my dating apps was the “can I get your number, I don’t check this often.” Yea, happen, not, gonna. I’m not giving out my number until we have at least two physical meetings under our belt.
Then they disappear, like a day later. Point proven
Then they disappear, like a day later. Point proven
November 27, 2024 at 11:32 AM
One of the reasons I deleted my dating apps was the “can I get your number, I don’t check this often.” Yea, happen, not, gonna. I’m not giving out my number until we have at least two physical meetings under our belt.
Then they disappear, like a day later. Point proven
Then they disappear, like a day later. Point proven
It really drives our point home when they claim we act like everyone is out to get us, when conservative woman created an entire scenario where liberals want to beat them up in the streets.
Dear we don’t even wanna spend Christmas with you, but thanks for demonstrating projection for the class.
Dear we don’t even wanna spend Christmas with you, but thanks for demonstrating projection for the class.
November 21, 2024 at 11:31 AM
It really drives our point home when they claim we act like everyone is out to get us, when conservative woman created an entire scenario where liberals want to beat them up in the streets.
Dear we don’t even wanna spend Christmas with you, but thanks for demonstrating projection for the class.
Dear we don’t even wanna spend Christmas with you, but thanks for demonstrating projection for the class.