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Evan
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he/him - Blind in one ear, can't see out the other.

Call me Cobain cuz my mind is elsewhere.

P43 > P45
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I bet my fiancée that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion reposts on Bluesky.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Repost away.
June 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Watching that episode of Futurama where Fry drinks a shit ton of coffee, boutta make it a drinking game
June 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Bro what the FUCK is eBay on
April 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Mashallah Zeus has zapped me through a ground clamp
March 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Always something magical about sunlight bouncing off wood. I could never put my finger on it.
December 31, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I can't believe they made New Vegas real
December 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I know this subject has been beaten to death but if you're a gun owner, you owe it to yourself, your family, your roommates, and your neighbors to attach a flashlight to your gun instead of a laser - you already have sights, attach something that lets you identify what you're about to blast.
December 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Remove chromium from my stainless steel inshallah
December 24, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Make people with peanut allergies microdose peanuts until they can macrodose them
December 20, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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Behold! A man!

#ratsky #petrat
December 10, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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cats will stare at you like this before violently attacking you
December 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
They should make dairy products with even more lactose in them just so we can make people with digestive issues produce digestive demons
December 17, 2024 at 10:09 AM
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December 17, 2024 at 2:56 AM