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yep, it’s me.
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Your Pop Tart contenders.
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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this shouldn't have worked, but...
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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another thrilling call of a late go-ahead touchdown by Al Michaels
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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THE HAWAII RAINBOW WARRIORS COME BACK FROM DOWN 21 AND WIN THE HAWAII BOWL WITH A LAST SECOND TOUCHDOWN!!!!

BEVEL THOSE BOWS 🌈
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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OMGDVNEOINFEROI!
Hawai'i take the lead with a touchdown by Nick Cenacle!
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Slogging through that last day in the office? Woke up and have 9 hours until you see your family?

COME GET YOUR COFFEE AND HANG OUT WITH ME! LIVE NOW!

twitch.tv/jpmark90
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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FOOL TIME, part 3 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl4E...
Slapstick and terror on the high seas | Fool Time, Part 3 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The NFLPA allowing those voided guarantees as part of the CBA is just insane to me
The two-game suspension for Steelers WR DK Metcalf has been upheld by an appeals officer jointly appointed by the NFL and NFLPA.

Metcalf is out for the rest of the regular season and sees $45M in future guarantees voided, including $25M that was fully guaranteed for 2026.
December 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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every story about this person reads the same

she made a career claiming media was lazy & politically biased, having no clue how journalism works or the rigor involved in reporting.
now in charge, she assumes she can easily produce her own lazy, politically biased work, but keeps running into walls
One explanation for Bari killing the story is that she did so as a public act of fealty to the administration. But another is that, as an inexperienced journalist, she doesn’t understand that a refusal to go on the record is a kind of comment in and of itself
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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pass interference is a state of mind
December 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Terrific example of how a lot of people view their actions in public spaces since approximately 2020
"My words don't matter," the Lions fan told Freep... come on, now
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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increasingly worried that they are going to perma-ban all non-power conference teams from the College Football Playoff after Saturday
Bad day to be a College Football Playoff underdog
The Playoff is never letting Little Guys like James Madison and Tulane have anything ever again. PLUS, the biggest Brawl of the Wild ever, and MORE.
sports.beehiiv.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Incredible interview from DJ Moore 🫡
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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HOLY SHSDRFCVYGHJJ BEARS
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Disappointing to here Joe Tess rattling off anti-G5 talking points from the booth here. This game has sucked and the JMU-Oregon game will be a slaughter, but the point is the rest of the season. You either drastically trim whose season "matters" or you acknowledge the Playoff is a source of meaning
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Would pay money for a broadcast where everything Pat McAfee said was dubbed into Portuguese. Everybody else still in English, just him in Portuguese
lord have mercy on us, we are exporting Pat McAfee to Brazil
December 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:

Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.

The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM