evan
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evan
@evanch.bsky.social
weird, off putting, cool, responsible.
DnD, writing, games, comics. one more comma and I will go insane
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Their arms just do that now.
February 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Harrison Butker Announces He Can’t Kick If Women Are Watching.

We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
February 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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This post summing up the last decade of political thought for me.

Gonna start drinking now, cause laws aren’t as real as birds.
catbus.phd Catbus @catbus.phd · Jan 25
watching Trump lead a parade of goblins straight from a Hieronymus Bosch painting doing blatantly illegal fascism while Democrats sweat and wring their hands, unable to decide between active collaboration or mild protest, and can't stop thinking about the 'but dogs can't play basketball' post
January 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink
Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
January 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Every cabinet vetting is just this.
November 15, 2024 at 1:25 AM