Frisbee Cultist
@evanlindeman.bsky.social
Chasing plastic discs, bad at fighting games, please excuse bad basketball takes (he/him)
I’ve seen enough. Daniel jones is my MVP
September 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’ve seen enough. Daniel jones is my MVP
Threads might be the worst social media app i’ve interacted with
May 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Threads might be the worst social media app i’ve interacted with
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sometimes people see my account for the first time and wonder how i have so many followers, so here you go: in 2023, i invented the kazoo. ~7.5 million people followed me because they believed i might be god (i'm not). ~7.2 million then unfollowed me because they fear god (no worries!). kaboom, 268k
April 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
sometimes people see my account for the first time and wonder how i have so many followers, so here you go: in 2023, i invented the kazoo. ~7.5 million people followed me because they believed i might be god (i'm not). ~7.2 million then unfollowed me because they fear god (no worries!). kaboom, 268k
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a-Metro! 🍕⛴ Say “Arrivederci!” to traffic and “Ciao!” to the Metro Gondola! 🚤✨ Beginning in 2026, the Metro Gondola will offer a smooth, scenic ride on the Potomac to spots like Richmond, Annapolis, and D.C.
April 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a-Metro! 🍕⛴ Say “Arrivederci!” to traffic and “Ciao!” to the Metro Gondola! 🚤✨ Beginning in 2026, the Metro Gondola will offer a smooth, scenic ride on the Potomac to spots like Richmond, Annapolis, and D.C.
Happy wombats release day
February 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Happy wombats release day
Top 2% on metro this year with only starting this card in june, shooting for that top 1% this year
January 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Top 2% on metro this year with only starting this card in june, shooting for that top 1% this year
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IT’S HERE! Reflect on your year with Metro Rewind.
Visit: www.metrorewind.com
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#wmata
Visit: www.metrorewind.com
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#wmata
January 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
IT’S HERE! Reflect on your year with Metro Rewind.
Visit: www.metrorewind.com
Learn more: wmata.com/about/news/M...
#wmata
Visit: www.metrorewind.com
Learn more: wmata.com/about/news/M...
#wmata
Sam Darnold YOU are a Pittsburg steeler
January 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Sam Darnold YOU are a Pittsburg steeler
@wmata.com is there a ‘your 2024 metro report’ coming?
December 31, 2024 at 10:15 PM
@wmata.com is there a ‘your 2024 metro report’ coming?
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oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why
December 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why
Screw hypoallergenic lets, i want to see hyperallergenic pets
December 19, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Screw hypoallergenic lets, i want to see hyperallergenic pets
Why am i getting infrastructure as code ads on instagram, what possibly could zuck have on me to lead to that
December 13, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Why am i getting infrastructure as code ads on instagram, what possibly could zuck have on me to lead to that
Barefoot in the subway eating dippin’ dots
June 23, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Barefoot in the subway eating dippin’ dots
Most normal strip club
May 19, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Most normal strip club
Just heard a kid literally say “do you any games on your phone” to who i assume are his grandparents
February 25, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Just heard a kid literally say “do you any games on your phone” to who i assume are his grandparents
2 tracks into Loss Of Life, already so good
February 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM
2 tracks into Loss Of Life, already so good
2x champion of Gdub Alumni weekend trivia coming through
January 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
2x champion of Gdub Alumni weekend trivia coming through
The coaches at the youth baseball practice i just walked by are playing top 40 hits from the aughts
January 11, 2024 at 11:27 PM
The coaches at the youth baseball practice i just walked by are playing top 40 hits from the aughts
New MGMT slaps
January 11, 2024 at 10:42 PM
New MGMT slaps
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it always annoys me when someone starts talking, gets your attention, and then just sort of abruptly stops without actually saying anything of substance. i’ll give you an example
January 9, 2024 at 9:04 PM
it always annoys me when someone starts talking, gets your attention, and then just sort of abruptly stops without actually saying anything of substance. i’ll give you an example
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“Each morning, her son would bring his own plastic bag of Sweet ‘n Low to the breakfast table, and...sprinkle it on his cereal. [She sent a] sample of the sugar to the NYPD for analysis. The department reported back that the substance was not sugar, but PCP.” www.bylinebyline.com/articles/eri...
Scared? Don't Be! Eric Adams Wrote A Book For You
In 2009, Mayor of New York City, Eric Adams embarked on a mission to protect kids everywhere. Through his book "Don't Let It Happen," we learn that maybe Adams isn't the man for that job after all.
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January 4, 2024 at 5:37 PM
“Each morning, her son would bring his own plastic bag of Sweet ‘n Low to the breakfast table, and...sprinkle it on his cereal. [She sent a] sample of the sugar to the NYPD for analysis. The department reported back that the substance was not sugar, but PCP.” www.bylinebyline.com/articles/eri...
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Justice for cade cunningham
December 27, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Justice for cade cunningham
Justice for cade cunningham
December 27, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Justice for cade cunningham