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evan
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There are no circumstances other than spite in which I would send an email read receipt.
March 13, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Smiling at the cute little kid joining in the applause at the protest. I can't understand what's being said either
March 9, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Just had someone observe that Crash is Love Actually for racism
December 23, 2023 at 2:26 AM
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look, here’s the thing:

no matter what else is going on in the world, “all my apes gone” will never, ever stop being funny.
Hello, hackers, my old friends
They got my top tier apes again.
December 17, 2023 at 4:27 AM
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December 8, 2023 at 7:02 AM
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For Refaat Alareer.

1979-2023.

Murdered by the Israeli military.

Cartoon by Carlos Latuff.
December 8, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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I’m looking at all your Spotify wrapped and I’m saying ‘oh they WOULD listen to that’
November 29, 2023 at 9:43 PM
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They're not "people's whose values we abhor", they're people with a long history of utterly evil behaviour that we have the receipts for, and the consequences of which we may not live down for centuries. They are the villains cartoon villains are inspired by.
November 28, 2023 at 7:41 AM
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...pioneered entire fields of polluting and corrupting our information ecosystem - and are directly linked to the climate denial movement - in order to sell a product which they clearly understood killed millions.
November 28, 2023 at 7:39 AM
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I think some people just think "tobacco lobbyists are bad people", and are unaware of the decades of tobacco litigation where we got internal documents showing they really are the scum of the earth and complete sociopaths who...
November 28, 2023 at 7:37 AM
Andor really is a Star Wars story that says “when I die, put my ashes in a brick and throw it at a cop” but literally
November 17, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Imagine my surprise when I found out Goodfellas is actually about Badfellas
November 10, 2023 at 6:56 AM
Very proud to be a member of the Green Party listening to @maramadavidson.bsky.social speak in solidarity with Palestine and as a peace activist at today's rally #freepalestine
October 28, 2023 at 3:31 AM
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The difference between Wikipedia and Twitter is that Wikipedia is intentionally a non-profit.
October 23, 2023 at 12:01 AM
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It's official: 2023 will be Auckland's wettest year on record.

The previous record, 1979, saw 1487 mm of rain.

As of Wednesday, Auckland has now passed that level with more than two months still to go in the year.
October 19, 2023 at 11:30 PM
I wish I lived a life satisfied by first sips. Coffee, water, beer, wine. I'm always chasing them.
October 19, 2023 at 8:49 AM
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Labour: wah, the Left split the votes!
Voters: get good then you fucks
October 16, 2023 at 10:48 PM
You know how coffee can sober you up, can having a beer easy caffeine jitters?
August 25, 2023 at 5:17 AM