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It’s a bloody Christmas miracle
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December 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Guess which dickhead forgot to write a quiz for today?
Guess which legend just remembered they have a backlog of quiz questions from Richard Osman’s newsletter!!
Guess which legend just remembered they have a backlog of quiz questions from Richard Osman’s newsletter!!
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Guess which dickhead forgot to write a quiz for today?
Guess which legend just remembered they have a backlog of quiz questions from Richard Osman’s newsletter!!
Guess which legend just remembered they have a backlog of quiz questions from Richard Osman’s newsletter!!
Something something Glooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria, Hosanna in Excel Sheets
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Something something Glooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria, Hosanna in Excel Sheets
Merry Christmas! @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🩷🍓
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Merry Christmas! @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🩷🍓
Merry Christmas! From your dearest friend Eve xxxxx
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Merry Christmas! From your dearest friend Eve xxxxx
What is probably going to be my favourite Christmas present this year is my mother telling me the story of when she met Paul Heaton in a lift
December 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What is probably going to be my favourite Christmas present this year is my mother telling me the story of when she met Paul Heaton in a lift
Just went to see the boyfriend and there were many “Christmas Eve” jokes made when both his grandparents and I were leaving
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Just went to see the boyfriend and there were many “Christmas Eve” jokes made when both his grandparents and I were leaving
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Your auntie Deborah has, once again, bought you a present featuring all the overly aggressive markers of femininity, despite the fact she’s met you on several occasions and – crucially – has eyes.
Coded message? Relative buys gifts for the person she wishes you were
Your auntie Deborah has, once again, bought you a present featuring all the overly aggressive markers of femininity, despite the fact she's met you on several occasions and - crucially - has eyes.…
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December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Your auntie Deborah has, once again, bought you a present featuring all the overly aggressive markers of femininity, despite the fact she’s met you on several occasions and – crucially – has eyes.
Merry Christmas Eve from your friend Eve xxxx
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Merry Christmas Eve from your friend Eve xxxx
I woke up this morning with a sore throat and ribs. I would very much like this to not be happening on Christmas Day.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I woke up this morning with a sore throat and ribs. I would very much like this to not be happening on Christmas Day.
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Every day is Quizzy Monday when it's Christmas
December 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Every day is Quizzy Monday when it's Christmas
Merry Christmas Eve Eve from your dearest friend Eve xxx
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Merry Christmas Eve Eve from your dearest friend Eve xxx
Tomorrows to do list:
- bake three different kinds of biscuit
- finish a present + wrap it
- nip to my great aunts to drop off a present for my cousin
- maybe go for a walk if it’s nice and I can be bothered
- bake three different kinds of biscuit
- finish a present + wrap it
- nip to my great aunts to drop off a present for my cousin
- maybe go for a walk if it’s nice and I can be bothered
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Tomorrows to do list:
- bake three different kinds of biscuit
- finish a present + wrap it
- nip to my great aunts to drop off a present for my cousin
- maybe go for a walk if it’s nice and I can be bothered
- bake three different kinds of biscuit
- finish a present + wrap it
- nip to my great aunts to drop off a present for my cousin
- maybe go for a walk if it’s nice and I can be bothered
Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve from your friend Eve xx
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve from your friend Eve xx
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The way Nephew Fred says ‘Merry Christmas Bob’ to Kermit in Muppets Christmas Carol: he really means it man
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The way Nephew Fred says ‘Merry Christmas Bob’ to Kermit in Muppets Christmas Carol: he really means it man
Just won semi-festive scrabble!!
December 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Just won semi-festive scrabble!!
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🍓JANUARY LINE-UP🍓
What better way to kick off 2026 with some fabulous comedy.
Drink in this fabulous line-up and get your tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
What better way to kick off 2026 with some fabulous comedy.
Drink in this fabulous line-up and get your tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
December 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
🍓JANUARY LINE-UP🍓
What better way to kick off 2026 with some fabulous comedy.
Drink in this fabulous line-up and get your tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
What better way to kick off 2026 with some fabulous comedy.
Drink in this fabulous line-up and get your tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
My grandma just handed me a babycham
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My grandma just handed me a babycham
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You can watch my new special on Sky and Now TV tonight at 10:30pm!
I’m so excited for people to see this show - I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I did writing and performing it. Merry Christmas!
I’m so excited for people to see this show - I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I did writing and performing it. Merry Christmas!
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You can watch my new special on Sky and Now TV tonight at 10:30pm!
I’m so excited for people to see this show - I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I did writing and performing it. Merry Christmas!
I’m so excited for people to see this show - I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I did writing and performing it. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve from your friend Eve x
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve from your friend Eve x
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I am weak-willed and wee quilled. I simply cannot resist those tiny feathers.
December 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I am weak-willed and wee quilled. I simply cannot resist those tiny feathers.
Guess who’s got a cardiology appointment (that they forgot about) at nine am on Monday
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Guess who’s got a cardiology appointment (that they forgot about) at nine am on Monday
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[PANTOMIME]
CAPTAIN HOOK: Aaaaarrrr, you 'orrible lot!
AUDIENCE: Boooooooo!!!
[LATER, AT HOME]
WIFE: How was the show?
CAPTAIN HOOK (Tearfully): They fucking hated me tonight.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Aaaaarrrr, you 'orrible lot!
AUDIENCE: Boooooooo!!!
[LATER, AT HOME]
WIFE: How was the show?
CAPTAIN HOOK (Tearfully): They fucking hated me tonight.
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
[PANTOMIME]
CAPTAIN HOOK: Aaaaarrrr, you 'orrible lot!
AUDIENCE: Boooooooo!!!
[LATER, AT HOME]
WIFE: How was the show?
CAPTAIN HOOK (Tearfully): They fucking hated me tonight.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Aaaaarrrr, you 'orrible lot!
AUDIENCE: Boooooooo!!!
[LATER, AT HOME]
WIFE: How was the show?
CAPTAIN HOOK (Tearfully): They fucking hated me tonight.
One of the very few reasons I want to go to uni is so that I can be on university challenge
December 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One of the very few reasons I want to go to uni is so that I can be on university challenge
Dinnerladies never gets old does it
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Dinnerladies never gets old does it