𓅇evenzak𓅇
@evenzak.bsky.social
🌊 all that you love will be carried away 🌊
Fight the No-Wing Agenda!
UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance - Caw!
I'm homeless and live in a shelter - all help is appreciated [$evenzak on CashApp]
Fight the No-Wing Agenda!
UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance - Caw!
I'm homeless and live in a shelter - all help is appreciated [$evenzak on CashApp]
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We are the Village Green Endoplasmic Reticulum
God save Mummenschanz, Guy Fieri and Bibendum
God save Mummenschanz, Guy Fieri and Bibendum
September 25, 2023 at 7:00 PM
We are the Village Green Endoplasmic Reticulum
God save Mummenschanz, Guy Fieri and Bibendum
God save Mummenschanz, Guy Fieri and Bibendum
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Omg what’s he done
September 23, 2023 at 11:55 AM
Omg what’s he done
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Something that is causing me significant difficulty is obtaining vape refills. I use Vuse Vibe Original which is at Sheetz, 7-11, etc. While there's one less than 2 miles from me, getting there is an hours long process. Would anyone be willing to mail me some for $ via CashApp?
September 16, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Something that is causing me significant difficulty is obtaining vape refills. I use Vuse Vibe Original which is at Sheetz, 7-11, etc. While there's one less than 2 miles from me, getting there is an hours long process. Would anyone be willing to mail me some for $ via CashApp?
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if you see an f-35 in the woods please do not handle or feed it; your scent will cause it’s mother to reject it from the squadron and they subsist on a specialized diet of regurgitated jet fuel
September 18, 2023 at 10:35 PM
if you see an f-35 in the woods please do not handle or feed it; your scent will cause it’s mother to reject it from the squadron and they subsist on a specialized diet of regurgitated jet fuel
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When you steal the policeman's son
June 9, 2023 at 2:05 PM
When you steal the policeman's son
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i prefer Mexican Def Leppard because they pour real sugar on you
September 17, 2023 at 5:45 PM
i prefer Mexican Def Leppard because they pour real sugar on you
My life is a skipping CD, just violencevomitviolencevomit twenty fucking four hours a day
September 16, 2023 at 8:51 PM
My life is a skipping CD, just violencevomitviolencevomit twenty fucking four hours a day
Something that is causing me significant difficulty is obtaining vape refills. I use Vuse Vibe Original which is at Sheetz, 7-11, etc. While there's one less than 2 miles from me, getting there is an hours long process. Would anyone be willing to mail me some for $ via CashApp?
September 16, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Something that is causing me significant difficulty is obtaining vape refills. I use Vuse Vibe Original which is at Sheetz, 7-11, etc. While there's one less than 2 miles from me, getting there is an hours long process. Would anyone be willing to mail me some for $ via CashApp?
Ok, if anyone would like to send me a care package, I'm going to post the address in a reply. I could really use travel hygiene items, ibuprofen and benadryl (bigger mg is better for me I'm quite long), LARGE and THICK garbage bags, stuff for your worst day, if spent in a toilet
September 16, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Ok, if anyone would like to send me a care package, I'm going to post the address in a reply. I could really use travel hygiene items, ibuprofen and benadryl (bigger mg is better for me I'm quite long), LARGE and THICK garbage bags, stuff for your worst day, if spent in a toilet
Dammit people! The bees are out there forming Senates and reaching consensus through mass dance routines and none of you are even mentioning it, much less acting on it! Not one word from the media! Bee Senates, people, bee Senates!!!
September 15, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Dammit people! The bees are out there forming Senates and reaching consensus through mass dance routines and none of you are even mentioning it, much less acting on it! Not one word from the media! Bee Senates, people, bee Senates!!!
One of the worst things happening in this place is that tons of these guys have no major problems other than massive speech impediments, nobody can understand them, and nobody is interested in trying to figure out what they want. The staff just glaze over & walk off mid sentence.
September 15, 2023 at 12:34 PM
One of the worst things happening in this place is that tons of these guys have no major problems other than massive speech impediments, nobody can understand them, and nobody is interested in trying to figure out what they want. The staff just glaze over & walk off mid sentence.
When I met with my normal friend to pick up some clothes he'd been holding for me, it felt so illegal being around real people that I started to panic. Well I guess that answers the question of whether I can still pass or even just mix with the normals.
Forever cursed, lol 💀
Forever cursed, lol 💀
September 15, 2023 at 1:08 AM
When I met with my normal friend to pick up some clothes he'd been holding for me, it felt so illegal being around real people that I started to panic. Well I guess that answers the question of whether I can still pass or even just mix with the normals.
Forever cursed, lol 💀
Forever cursed, lol 💀
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okay okay OKAY i’ll rank all the Bond movies
1. Dr. Schlepowicz
2. Don’t Get Killed Tomorrow
3. Vaginapussy
4. I Thought I Told You Not to Get Killed
5. Space Jam 2
1. Dr. Schlepowicz
2. Don’t Get Killed Tomorrow
3. Vaginapussy
4. I Thought I Told You Not to Get Killed
5. Space Jam 2
September 14, 2023 at 4:09 PM
okay okay OKAY i’ll rank all the Bond movies
1. Dr. Schlepowicz
2. Don’t Get Killed Tomorrow
3. Vaginapussy
4. I Thought I Told You Not to Get Killed
5. Space Jam 2
1. Dr. Schlepowicz
2. Don’t Get Killed Tomorrow
3. Vaginapussy
4. I Thought I Told You Not to Get Killed
5. Space Jam 2
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16. Honey, I Jamesed the Bond
17. Anal Nurses Volume 6
18. Die Another Freaky Friday
19. It’s Raining Men With Golden Guns
20. The Spy Who Fucked My Wife
17. Anal Nurses Volume 6
18. Die Another Freaky Friday
19. It’s Raining Men With Golden Guns
20. The Spy Who Fucked My Wife
September 14, 2023 at 4:15 PM
16. Honey, I Jamesed the Bond
17. Anal Nurses Volume 6
18. Die Another Freaky Friday
19. It’s Raining Men With Golden Guns
20. The Spy Who Fucked My Wife
17. Anal Nurses Volume 6
18. Die Another Freaky Friday
19. It’s Raining Men With Golden Guns
20. The Spy Who Fucked My Wife
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a gloryhole but it’s for feeding me uncrustables
September 13, 2023 at 3:18 AM
a gloryhole but it’s for feeding me uncrustables
Here's me, a bit of my red cane, and the tall man camp stool I need to get around a city with no benches. Oh yeah, and we have an 80% off Old Navy fit w/scumbag hat taken from ex-wife's boyfriend (who wasn't enough of a scumbag to wear it). Not my coat in bg.
September 13, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Here's me, a bit of my red cane, and the tall man camp stool I need to get around a city with no benches. Oh yeah, and we have an 80% off Old Navy fit w/scumbag hat taken from ex-wife's boyfriend (who wasn't enough of a scumbag to wear it). Not my coat in bg.
And here's my weird little breakfast. I'm breaking major rules here - pictures in the shelter are instant discharge territory, but I'm taking it right to the edge to share the truth with my flock 😂🤣😂
No, I don't know why it was half a bread, but it tasted of garbage or mold so I didn't eat it.
No, I don't know why it was half a bread, but it tasted of garbage or mold so I didn't eat it.
September 13, 2023 at 3:07 PM
And here's my weird little breakfast. I'm breaking major rules here - pictures in the shelter are instant discharge territory, but I'm taking it right to the edge to share the truth with my flock 😂🤣😂
No, I don't know why it was half a bread, but it tasted of garbage or mold so I didn't eat it.
No, I don't know why it was half a bread, but it tasted of garbage or mold so I didn't eat it.
This is the weird little bed/cell that is my room! No there is nobody above me. Yes the mattresses are wrapped in plastic.
September 13, 2023 at 2:00 AM
This is the weird little bed/cell that is my room! No there is nobody above me. Yes the mattresses are wrapped in plastic.
Ok, so a closer inspection of my finances has unveiled the grim fact that I do not in fact have enough bus money to make it through the next 2 weeks. It's between $2 and $4 a day depending on timing. If any of my Falcon flock could spare a few bucks, I would be most appreciative.
September 12, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Ok, so a closer inspection of my finances has unveiled the grim fact that I do not in fact have enough bus money to make it through the next 2 weeks. It's between $2 and $4 a day depending on timing. If any of my Falcon flock could spare a few bucks, I would be most appreciative.
Nothing like having the world's oldest man sit next to you in the alley, he pulls out his dentures, rolls up a smoke, then proceeds to turn up Freak on a Leash on his pocket radio. "You believe my mom got me this when I was 14?" DISSOLVE CONSCIOUSNESS DISASSOCIATE FOREVER
September 12, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Nothing like having the world's oldest man sit next to you in the alley, he pulls out his dentures, rolls up a smoke, then proceeds to turn up Freak on a Leash on his pocket radio. "You believe my mom got me this when I was 14?" DISSOLVE CONSCIOUSNESS DISASSOCIATE FOREVER
I'm evenzak, I'm 40, and I suddenly became homeless 5 weeks ago. Falcons helped immensely and I'm forever grateful. I'm still desperate, and if you still want to help, CashApp $evenzak. I live in a fuckin shelter, what do you expect me to say at the end of this?
Anyway, on with the horrorshow...
Anyway, on with the horrorshow...
September 12, 2023 at 1:12 AM
I'm evenzak, I'm 40, and I suddenly became homeless 5 weeks ago. Falcons helped immensely and I'm forever grateful. I'm still desperate, and if you still want to help, CashApp $evenzak. I live in a fuckin shelter, what do you expect me to say at the end of this?
Anyway, on with the horrorshow...
Anyway, on with the horrorshow...
Sometimes I wish I could be sand, and the wind would scatter me piece by piece. I would feel myself dissipating, my satisfaction growing as each grain of me disappeared, feeling more faint with each passing second until I'm a trio, then just a pair, & then only one. Then...gone
August 2, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Sometimes I wish I could be sand, and the wind would scatter me piece by piece. I would feel myself dissipating, my satisfaction growing as each grain of me disappeared, feeling more faint with each passing second until I'm a trio, then just a pair, & then only one. Then...gone
Anybody else have a hard time watching Star Trek Lower Decks because it's somehow more real and therefore more tragic that it probably won't happen for humanity?
July 30, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Anybody else have a hard time watching Star Trek Lower Decks because it's somehow more real and therefore more tragic that it probably won't happen for humanity?