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the alpha and the omega
@evesparda.bsky.social
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Ana, traductora extraordinaire EN > ES.
Ríe y engorda.

https://linktr.ee/evesparda
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the alpha and the omega @evesparda.bsky.social · Mar 23
evesparda.bsky.social
Estoy muy malita porque he pillado la gripe, y solo ANOTOP AT y el general (Fa)Bien Mandón pueden salvarme.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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blackonion.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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jmduranse.bsky.social
La hora no sé pero la causa probablemente es...
FALLO RENAL

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Won’t Get Fooled Again 🎶
morganapendragon.bsky.social morganapendragon.bsky.social @morganapendragon.bsky.social · 4h
Ganitas de pasar debajo de la cinta, bajarme las gafas de sol y preguntar ¿hora de la muerte? 😎
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
evesparda.bsky.social
Las "amenazas crecientes" son estarle dando tanto masajito al emeritus, que eso hace que le vibre el medallón a cualquier francés.
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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atrae.bsky.social
A veces hay que decir basta. Desde ATRAE, nos plantamos ante la precarización de nuestro sector, agravada con el auge de la IA generativa. Echa un vistazo a los vídeos de la campaña, firma nuestro manifiesto por una traducción humana y, sobre todo, ¡haz que corra la voz! www.traduccionhumana.com ✊📣
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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dacioacbgs.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
evesparda.bsky.social
De sueños e ilusiones.
rtvenoticias.rtve.es RTVE Noticias @rtvenoticias.rtve.es · 3h
Así ha llegado José Luis Ábalos al Supremo, portando una pequea mochila.

rtve.es/play/videos/d…
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
evesparda.bsky.social
Me han tirado un huevo a la ventana del salón y, con el precio que tienen, espero que lo siguiente sea la edición coleccionista del FF Tactics.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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javipalarcon.bsky.social
The virgin José María Aznar vs. the chad Niklas Frank.
elpais.com/internaciona...
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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guillastroso.bsky.social
"Y lo mejor del libro es que es super fácil de leer" basta
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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randymeeks.bsky.social
He llegado a escuchar que EL PADRINO es gafapasta, cultureta y "cine para señoros" por gente que, por supuesto, no ha visto El Padrino (una película cojonuda, perfectamente accesible, entretenidísima y que ha aguantado el peso del tiempo a la perfección).
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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kikegdelariva.bsky.social
Terror elevado
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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c3peor.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
evesparda.bsky.social
¿Se puede considerar el Anotop At como queerbaiting?
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
The dad from Coraline, sitting at his computer and looking like the most tired and disheveled person who has ever existed.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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azkalaura.bsky.social
Qué estatua rakan eres hoy? Yo creo que por ahora la 4
wrenegade.bsky.social Wren Brier @wrenegade.bsky.social · 2d
Choanji's garden was full of these delightfully expressive rakan (disciples of Buddha) statues.
A forest covered in golden and red fallen leaves. An annoyed looking stone statue sits in the foreground, with many more statues in the background. A very distressed-looking stone statue gripping the sides of his head A stone statue of a small, bald figure with a big grin on his face A stone statue of an old man giving you a thumbs up
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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deltix16.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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camfinalmix.bsky.social
If you haven't heard
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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ankios.bsky.social
SE BUSCAN COMPIS DE PISO EN EL DISTRITO DE MADRID DE CIUDAD LINEAL

Se van a ir mis compañeros de piso y la verdá es que no me gustaría irme pero no puedo permitirme vivir aquí yo solo
El piso son 1124€ + gastos al mes (562 con otra persona, 374.67 con otras dos)
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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nkjrs12.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
evesparda.bsky.social
Si duermes con tu bebé, eres culpable de un delito de colecho.
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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novacrystallis.com
Square Enix shares this illustration of Kefka (Final Fantasy VI) by Rubi Asami, as tomorrow (11/19) is his birthday.

Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster • Opening Gameplay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=thkN...
A man in white makeup and colorful garb seems to levitate deviously in the air.
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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tayasigerson.bsky.social
November 19th is Kefka's birthday. Silly goose. Funnie clown. #FF6
kefka palazzo from final fantasy vi doing the bleh pose with two hands on his head and his tongue sticking out.
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM