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Hyperthreading and a reckless disregard for human life. Opinions are not my corporate lords and masters.
It'd be a shame if people found out that when you press f12 on the new DEI snitch site, the limits for word count, file size, and attachments are being enforced in "site.p6xg4f3yix.js". Someone could really upload something meddlesome, instead of being a good book burning patriot.
February 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Remaster Alpha Protocol, and add a new dialog tree and voice acting by H Jon Benjamin so you can finally play that game the way it was meant to be played...
February 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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DHS has removed manual guidance barring investigations solely based on sexual orientation and gender identity.

This is a prerequisite to targeting the LGBTQ community with criminal investigations solely based on being LGBTQ.

news.bgov.com/bloomberg-go...
DHS Scraps Ban on Surveillance Based on Sexual Orientation (1)
A Department of Homeland Security unit eliminated policies prohibiting personnel from conducting intelligence activities based solely on a person’s gender identity or sexual orientation.
news.bgov.com
February 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Vertical integration is how they make the shaft to sodomize you with longer.
a colorful background with the words " the more you know " and a star
ALT: a colorful background with the words " the more you know " and a star
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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This is harder than anything Drake came up with in the beef.
January 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Type's brilliant middle east peace plan 24:
In a feat of geoengineering boil the entire dead sea dry. The additional land probably won't help much, and I don't think the new moisture in the air will stick around, but it would be very entertaining which might help.
January 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Pete Hegseth has so many disqualifying characteristics that it's distracted everyone from the fact that he has no qualifying experience.
January 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Tom never sieg heiled at us.
January 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Computers used to bang. Aston Shell, Yzdock, real millennialcore before UX design was just padding.
January 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My kingdom for a trunk full of zyns and a bump to first class seats.
“Die on my feet? Fuck that! I’ll live on my knees!”
January 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Even beyond the obvious terribleness of a US official attacking a preacher for their sermon, in this case it's even more absurd, when we realize that they are outraged because a Christian preacher dared to suggest that people should be merciful.

Members of the modern GOP are not Christian.
January 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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People need to revisit the 900 page project 2025 template to understand what’s happening.
January 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I've been meaning to add this game for years but this meme made me finally do it: I've added The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind to The Death Generator, my tool for making fake videogame screenshots!

deathgenerator.com#mw
January 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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wise words from captain archer to remember today
January 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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There’s a difference between being *realistic* about how the federal courts, including #SCOTUS, are going to respond to the abuses of the second Trump administration and being *nihilistic.*

I certainly don’t think courts will block all that they should. But they’ll block more than you might expect.
January 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Everyone who's decisions lead to this chart being needed should be flayed.
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
You ever find yourself in need of a fashion historian? Because like I need to know why we started doing these weird "leather elbow reinforcements" on suit jackets and why we seemingly stopped.
January 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Hey LA Times did you get Patrick Soon-Shiong’s permission not to blame it on DEI?
As officials try to determine the cause of a fire that burned an estimated 7,000 structures in and around Altadena, investigators keep returning to one place: an electrical transmission tower in Eaton Canyon.

Read the full story: www.latimes.com/california/s...
January 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The Bambu bread proofing upgrade is worth it
January 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Me at 16: Free heroin let people be free and find their path

Me at 35: Death penalty to anybody who promotes DraftKings
"inflight gambling"
January 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM