Evan Rowe
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Evan Rowe
@evrowe.com
👨🏻‍💻 Engineering Manager at Tech dot Company.
📍 PDX-ish.
💻 Very logged on (usually)
☕️ I really like coffee
💁🏻‍♂️ He/Him

https://evrowe.com
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https://hachyderm.io/@evrowe
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Per "internal documents written between 2023 and 2025 and viewed by The Washington Post... Instagram staffers considered the mandate to boost teen metrics their top goal last year," including "boosting their messaging activity... to set up an early pipeline for lifelong use of Meta’s platforms."
Inside Instagram’s all-out battle to win the nation’s teens
Instagram has pursued a yearslong strategy to win teens back to the app after its critics said the platform wasn’t safe for them, documents obtained by The Post show.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.

Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Bowser enjoying some sunbeams on this lovely November morning
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Today for Thanksgiving I lectured my children about living on stolen land and also taught them who Goku is.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Metal Gear Solid (1997)
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I just used this Forza Horizon USB wristband I got in a press review kit from 2012 to update my BIOS
October 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
September 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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It’s ok to put the phone down.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Let’s see what kind of bullshit Timothée Cookamet has for us this time
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO AFRAID OF REBASING BRANCHES IN THE YEAR 2025
September 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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you ever stop and think about how guys nowadays all look like Lt Dangle from reno 911?
September 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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ripley’s believe it or fuck you
August 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this
August 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Turns out the massive headache I’ve been fighting on and off all day was *drumroll* calorie deficiency!
August 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to my daughter lately and I'm doing some of the more prominent characters in the style of other characters/actors.

Grandpa Joe is a toned-down Professor Farnsworth.

Willy Wonka is a middling Jeff Goldblum.
August 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
All my friends are on vacation
August 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You wouldn’t download a bird, would you!?
Holy shit. This guy saved a PNG to a bird.

(he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...
I Saved a PNG Image To A Bird
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
www.youtube.com
July 30, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Really missing when the internet was fun and not a nightmare. I know most people have seen these GI Joe PSA redubs but I'm gonna post a few of my favorites for the 6 people who haven't seen them yet.
July 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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[Hideo Kojima’s next game, released in 2024]

Nice to meet you, Mr Wayman. Isn’t it fascinating how we drive on parkways... but park in driveways? My name’s Drive Parkman. Use DRIVEs to neutralise parkers. Hold L1 and press X to drive your PARK. This is called the DRIVEWAY system
February 14, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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sisyphus at daily standup: i had to roll back some changes
June 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM