Expired Caviar
@expiredcaviar.bsky.social
forklift and servsafe certified
Sous chef, MPA
Sous chef, MPA
The Beast in Me is Temu Hannibal. Come for Matthew Rhys in villain mode, stay to see if they let Claire Danes maintain a normal composure for literally one full scene (impossible).
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The Beast in Me is Temu Hannibal. Come for Matthew Rhys in villain mode, stay to see if they let Claire Danes maintain a normal composure for literally one full scene (impossible).
I have the day off, I'm stuck at home while a contractor fixes the bathroom, you're gosh darned right I'm strapping in for the Philip Rivers Experience. Amazing times we live in.
December 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I have the day off, I'm stuck at home while a contractor fixes the bathroom, you're gosh darned right I'm strapping in for the Philip Rivers Experience. Amazing times we live in.
As someone who commutes home on a bike along a waymo-heavy route; I've totally changed my mind from militantly against to mildly pro. Far safer for bikes/pedestrians than the other cars on the road at midnight in downtown LA
I think this is fair, but also think that there's another more positive path as well. once people get used to being passengers rather than drivers, things that matter for drivers start mattering less, eg: bike lanes, parking, etc.
I'm vaguely pro-Waymo, but it's a drag that society hasn't accounted for a number of externalities (traffic, free parking, underfunded transit) that will probably get worse once the human labor of driving goes away.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
As someone who commutes home on a bike along a waymo-heavy route; I've totally changed my mind from militantly against to mildly pro. Far safer for bikes/pedestrians than the other cars on the road at midnight in downtown LA
All I know is that zero national guardsmen were shot in the nation's capital during the Biden presidency.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
All I know is that zero national guardsmen were shot in the nation's capital during the Biden presidency.
fucking hell, dude
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
fucking hell, dude
Mario Kart ass bike lane.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Mario Kart ass bike lane.
Putting the over/under on a Supreme Court ruling on whether grass on the field constitutes a constitutional right to play ball at Jan 15.
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Putting the over/under on a Supreme Court ruling on whether grass on the field constitutes a constitutional right to play ball at Jan 15.
Still angry about the table last night that ordered a well done duck breast, ate all but one bite, then sent it back because they didn't like how it was cooked.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Still angry about the table last night that ordered a well done duck breast, ate all but one bite, then sent it back because they didn't like how it was cooked.
The more I learn about crypto the more it strengthens my opinion that best book on the subject remains Gogol's "Dead Souls"
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The more I learn about crypto the more it strengthens my opinion that best book on the subject remains Gogol's "Dead Souls"
Dick Cheney faced no earthly justice. W will face no earthly justice. We can't make that mistake again.
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dick Cheney faced no earthly justice. W will face no earthly justice. We can't make that mistake again.
Nothing has filled me with more quiet rage this year than filling out HR forms for the new hire that I'm bringing on to replace the member of our kitchen team that was abducted by ICE last week.
November 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nothing has filled me with more quiet rage this year than filling out HR forms for the new hire that I'm bringing on to replace the member of our kitchen team that was abducted by ICE last week.
Planter bears a striking resemblance to the absolute worst chef I've ever worked for so I've luckily been way ahead on the curve on not quite trusting whatever's going on there. Saved a lot of time tbh. Also I don't live in Maine so you guys have fun with that.
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Planter bears a striking resemblance to the absolute worst chef I've ever worked for so I've luckily been way ahead on the curve on not quite trusting whatever's going on there. Saved a lot of time tbh. Also I don't live in Maine so you guys have fun with that.
my primary vote to whichever candidate vows on day one to raze this ballroom the fucking ground, symbolically salt the ground, and rebuild
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
my primary vote to whichever candidate vows on day one to raze this ballroom the fucking ground, symbolically salt the ground, and rebuild
lol the halls of power are populated by cowards and morons, respect and authority are earned through deeds not titles, 17 yr old me is completely vindicated.
October 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
lol the halls of power are populated by cowards and morons, respect and authority are earned through deeds not titles, 17 yr old me is completely vindicated.
Expanding my policy proposal that only people registered to vote in a state should be allowed to donate to its campaigns to include posting. My feed should be 70% Mariners stages of grief, get with the program people.
October 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Expanding my policy proposal that only people registered to vote in a state should be allowed to donate to its campaigns to include posting. My feed should be 70% Mariners stages of grief, get with the program people.
I look forward to knowing from 3 miles away every time Springer is up to bat.
George Springer about to get booed louder than any player in World Series history at Dodger Stadium omg
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I look forward to knowing from 3 miles away every time Springer is up to bat.
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Some extra salty thoughts about The Assassination of the Seattle Mariners By the Coward George Springer. Springer of course hit the game winning home run last night for Toronto, denying the Mariners their first ever trip to the World Series 🧵
October 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Some extra salty thoughts about The Assassination of the Seattle Mariners By the Coward George Springer. Springer of course hit the game winning home run last night for Toronto, denying the Mariners their first ever trip to the World Series 🧵
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bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro
The Stove Touch Theory of Trump 2 has completed lab trials and is about to undergo full field testing.
The flapping fascist maw:
"We will be making cuts that will be permanent, and we're only going to cut Democrat Programs I hate to tell you..."
"We'll be cutting some very popular Democrat programs that aren't very popular with republicans frankly because that's the way it works"
"We will be making cuts that will be permanent, and we're only going to cut Democrat Programs I hate to tell you..."
"We'll be cutting some very popular Democrat programs that aren't very popular with republicans frankly because that's the way it works"
October 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Stove Touch Theory of Trump 2 has completed lab trials and is about to undergo full field testing.
LA Taco has been running laps around LATimes for at least the past 6 months.
One of the more incredible stories out of LA this year has been how a taco review blog became the best on-the-ground coverage of ICE raids in the city.
They do a dispatch every day, follow-up on the kidnapped people (which almost no media outlet has done), and fact-check government claims.
They do a dispatch every day, follow-up on the kidnapped people (which almost no media outlet has done), and fact-check government claims.
@lataco.bsky.social first began as a blog documenting local Mexican cuisine. Now, it’s an essential reporting powerhouse to the city as Trump’s mass deportation plot unfolds.
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October 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
LA Taco has been running laps around LATimes for at least the past 6 months.
We're all gonna eat the soy lol.
A decade from now government tofu is gonna be a nostalgic touch point.
A decade from now government tofu is gonna be a nostalgic touch point.
look we’re obviously going to bail out the farmers and I think there’s a reasonable case for doing it given that we’re doing the tariffs, since they are getting absolutely rocked by the tariffs.
but this is an argument for not doing the stupid tariffs.
but this is an argument for not doing the stupid tariffs.
October 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
We're all gonna eat the soy lol.
A decade from now government tofu is gonna be a nostalgic touch point.
A decade from now government tofu is gonna be a nostalgic touch point.
Messing with this has the potential to disrupt the fine dining world bigtime. A ton of Michelin star and big name spots in the US are full of talented cooks here on J-1 visas.
DHS is proposing a rule that would end "duration of status" for J, F and other visa holders. This would decimate the international graduate student and postdoc population, which are a crucial part of the United States biomedical workforce. There's still time for you to comment on the proposed rule.
Establishing a Fixed Time Period of Admission and an Extension of Stay Procedure for Nonimmigrant Academic Students, Exchange Visitors, and Representatives of Foreign Information Media
Unlike most nonimmigrant classifications, which are admitted for a fixed time period, aliens in the F (academic student), J (exchange visitor), and most I (representatives of foreign information media...
www.federalregister.gov
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Messing with this has the potential to disrupt the fine dining world bigtime. A ton of Michelin star and big name spots in the US are full of talented cooks here on J-1 visas.