His team just ran the ball to the five yard line and then stopped and passed it to the other team

they avoided talking about fascism all year by being like “healthcare healthcare healthcare” and then they blew up our healthcare??? and you think you’re entitled to my vote why exactly???

It's worth considering keeping anyone who demands Schumer step down first thing tomorrow, but anyone who doesn't? Primary the fuck out of 'em.

Also, mass layoffs are happening across a growing number of industries, and the job market is BRUTAL. Anyone who thinks they won't need a marketplace plan in 2026 just because they have employer-sponsored healthcare right now needs a serious reality check

I cannot describe how much it feels like watching Charlie Brown with the football except somehow he’s pulling his own football away and Lucy’s just standing there.

Yep. The only chance my current Senators have of getting my vote in the next primary at this point is to demand Schumer step down immediately.

Thank you. I really needed this reminder today 🖤

As kids, we each had a dish we were "in charge of" for Thanksgiving, and now that we're grown, everyone brings a dish to the host's house or ingredients to cook if they're coming too far to bring it already cooked. My spouse's family does it the same way. I didn't realize that wasn't what the norm

The first time I saw one, I thought it was some weird trend to talk into a makeup brush like it was an old-school hand mic

DYINGGGGGG