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Secret Service XCX
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Elon’s favorite Nazi party in Germany, the AfD, just got crushed! He LOST! All that fuss and all that energy just to get embarrassed.

I’m glad that human scum got sent back to the hole it crawled up from!

Hold that L!
February 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Calling all the girlies, we must up our gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girl bossing 110% bc these weird ass nerds keep talking.
February 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Queuing up bible quotes for my MAGA Facebook group posts:

“it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

Matthew 19:24
February 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Conservatives will send thoughts and prayers to keep em in the air.
Everyone relax. SpaceX just wants to control the FAA, not make the planes. Boeing will still handle that part
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Real question: do conservatives believe USAID is the CIA? I know literacy rates are low but really…
February 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Remember that SATC episode when Sam’s neighbor got arrested mid pump for insider trading? Real ones know.
Hey, any financial regulator at all:
February 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They went after DEI. Not after companies posting fake job listings, using interviews for unpaid labor, or companies that outsource to other countries.
February 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The tragedy at DCA is so fucking sad. My old apartment was near DCA along the river. I used to take the Wichita flight to DC frequently. I really commend the brave first responders diving into frigid waters to find survivors.
January 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
LinkedIn is what those dystopian novels warned us of
January 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’m kinda upset that traumatic and abusive divorce isn’t a thing in sims 4. Like both of them had affairs and they are still bffs.
January 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It’s insane that you can get elected to represent your state and do less than half the work. 6 months of not working yet they still get 6 figure income.
January 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s weird how elected officials can get excused absences at their jobs due to medical or personal reasons but most Americans will get fired for the same thing.
January 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Soon
December 19, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Thinking about the abuse JYP put VCHA through and how much worse it must be for trainees in Korea.
December 19, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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I’ve opened 3 birthday cards and already have 150 dollars!

I love being a mailman.
December 11, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Wtf is today’s connections?
December 11, 2024 at 7:11 PM
“Why aren’t we sending a Florida orange to Afghanistan instead of money?”
Idk if he knows where Afghanistan
December 11, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Super junior fans. Where are you? #elf
December 11, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Won't someone think of the SHAREHOLDERS
December 10, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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THIS IS WHY THEY ARE BANNING TIKTOK:
December 10, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 1:05 AM