Dakota
@fakotafunn.bsky.social
Microbiologist by day, internet addict by night. Love DnD, board games, reading, kickball, archery, and anything witchy. Cat dad and chronically ready for a nap. Chicago is 🏡. ♐️ 🌞, ♍️ 🌙, ♊️ ⬆️.
I got my nipples pierced today as an early birthday gift to myself!
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I got my nipples pierced today as an early birthday gift to myself!
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Okay, honestly, I want Emma Frosts powers. Idk what it is but I’m obsessed with her.
September 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Okay, honestly, I want Emma Frosts powers. Idk what it is but I’m obsessed with her.
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Me: “I need some sick time, I’ve got a case of anal glaucoma.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
September 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me: “I need some sick time, I’ve got a case of anal glaucoma.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
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If you see this, post an archer!
September 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If you see this, post an archer!
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what a fucking stupid time to be a person who cares about other people
August 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
what a fucking stupid time to be a person who cares about other people
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“Pink twink gets KO’d by 4 musclebros”
February 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“Pink twink gets KO’d by 4 musclebros”
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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
Drag queen water star!
April 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Drag queen water star!
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“i’m just a hole” “i’m just a pole” no no, you’re way more than that. you’re annoying.
March 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“i’m just a hole” “i’m just a pole” no no, you’re way more than that. you’re annoying.
Okay but like how tf do people find the discipline to work out. Especially when my bed is just there, singing like the siren that it is.
March 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Okay but like how tf do people find the discipline to work out. Especially when my bed is just there, singing like the siren that it is.
Let the Charmed re-watch begin!
a woman in a blue sweater is standing in front of a bar .
ALT: a woman in a blue sweater is standing in front of a bar .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Let the Charmed re-watch begin!
Honestly, this tracks
February 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Honestly, this tracks
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Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.
February 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.
I just saw someone say that being born in the 90’s makes you « daddy » age… I’m really starting to dislike these surprise attacks from random people on the internet!
January 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I just saw someone say that being born in the 90’s makes you « daddy » age… I’m really starting to dislike these surprise attacks from random people on the internet!
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which one of you
January 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
which one of you
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One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody...unless you’re
in prison.
in prison.
January 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody...unless you’re
in prison.
in prison.
People should pre-order this book!
I did a thing. And that thing was this book. Please consider buying it, should you feel so inclined.
www.crossedcrowbooks.com/shop-crossed...
www.crossedcrowbooks.com/shop-crossed...
A Witch's Guide to Fetch Work — Crossed Crow Books
A Witch's Guide to Fetch Work is currently on preorder. Scheduled to ship in February of 2025. The Witch’s fetch is often found to manifest within the framework of old Witch lore. Despite its popul...
www.crossedcrowbooks.com
January 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
People should pre-order this book!
When the dentist told me my teeth look great
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When the dentist told me my teeth look great
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Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
January 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?