Small Business Owner
@fancynoodles.bsky.social
Gadfly / Bon Vivant
It isn’t like we need more proof that women are smarter than men, but every time I see a cyber truck on the road it’s being driven by a man and half the time he’s looking at his phone
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It isn’t like we need more proof that women are smarter than men, but every time I see a cyber truck on the road it’s being driven by a man and half the time he’s looking at his phone
Can’t think of a bigger insult than to tell someone they look like they work in sales
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Can’t think of a bigger insult than to tell someone they look like they work in sales
What is the prediction market saying about Wiles’s chances of still having a job by sundown?
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What is the prediction market saying about Wiles’s chances of still having a job by sundown?
Reposted by Small Business Owner
(Trying to explain healthcare to an American) Imagine a commercial
Scalise: "Everybody complains, 'Why when I watch TV do I see this Gecko lizard & emu & all these animals out there selling car insurance & homeowners insurance? Why aren't they selling healthcare?' That's bc federal laws prohibit people to have choices for lower cost products for health insurance"
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
(Trying to explain healthcare to an American) Imagine a commercial
Reposted by Small Business Owner
Pro tip: Don’t let your appendix burst until the end of the quarter. You can get a better deal since surgeons are rushing to hit their sales quotas
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Pro tip: Don’t let your appendix burst until the end of the quarter. You can get a better deal since surgeons are rushing to hit their sales quotas
Imagine how embarrassing it must be to repost an account called declaration of memes
This post by the world’s richest and most divorced man on the site he bought to promote his far right extremism is ripped straight from the Klan messaging of the 1870s or the 1915 film Birth of a Nation that inspired the Klan’s rebirth as a PR stunt/Ponzi scheme/terrorist organization in the 1920s.
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Imagine how embarrassing it must be to repost an account called declaration of memes
Reposted by Small Business Owner
one thing I know for sure is that none of these nitwitted media personalities is earnestly doing “bible study” not a single one of them
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
one thing I know for sure is that none of these nitwitted media personalities is earnestly doing “bible study” not a single one of them
Every time Slavia Prague shows up in the champions league they find a way to embarrass themselves besides just getting shellacked by whoever they’re playing
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Every time Slavia Prague shows up in the champions league they find a way to embarrass themselves besides just getting shellacked by whoever they’re playing
A good time was had by all
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A good time was had by all
Please God let it be true
New Baldness Drug Boosted Hair Growth by 539% in Trials — The topical medication, called Clascoterone, could represent the first truly novel drug for male pattern baldness seen in about 30 years. https://ranked.news/eng/new-baldness-drug-boosted-hair-growth-by-539-in-trials?u=b
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Please God let it be true
Would complain to my congressman if I thought he would give a shit
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Would complain to my congressman if I thought he would give a shit
Reposted by Small Business Owner
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
START THE FUCKING DRAW ALREADY
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
START THE FUCKING DRAW ALREADY
Reposted by Small Business Owner
Obviously it's disappointing that I didn't win the inaugural FIFA Peace Award. I felt like I had a good shot at it, and that there was a case to be made. But I'm not giving up, and I will do whatever it takes to win the next one. They're definitely going to keep giving it out.
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Obviously it's disappointing that I didn't win the inaugural FIFA Peace Award. I felt like I had a good shot at it, and that there was a case to be made. But I'm not giving up, and I will do whatever it takes to win the next one. They're definitely going to keep giving it out.
I typed the words “human cigarette” into one of those AI generators and it just gave me a photo of Nigel Farage?
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I typed the words “human cigarette” into one of those AI generators and it just gave me a photo of Nigel Farage?
Reposted by Small Business Owner
RIP — Cropper was responsible for some of the sweetest electric guitar playing ever committed to tape. variety.com/2025/music/n...
Steve Cropper, Legendary Guitarist for Booker T. & the MG’s, Otis Redding and the Blues Brothers, Dies at 84
Steve Cropper, guitarist for Booker T. & the MG's, Otis Redding, the Blues Brothers and many more, has died. He was 84.
variety.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
RIP — Cropper was responsible for some of the sweetest electric guitar playing ever committed to tape. variety.com/2025/music/n...
Hey @thespoony.bsky.social when is Bad Teeth coming back to WFMU? We need that these days
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hey @thespoony.bsky.social when is Bad Teeth coming back to WFMU? We need that these days
Might fuck around and invent a new color tonight
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Might fuck around and invent a new color tonight
Is it a bad sign that every other billboard I see is for a personal injury lawyer? Seems bad
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Is it a bad sign that every other billboard I see is for a personal injury lawyer? Seems bad
Relieved to find these guys. Now I don’t have to let socialists handle my shredding needs anymore
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Relieved to find these guys. Now I don’t have to let socialists handle my shredding needs anymore
Wish there had been a way to monetize my shitty grades when I was young
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Wish there had been a way to monetize my shitty grades when I was young
Pardon me brother could you spare a click?
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Pardon me brother could you spare a click?
Resent the fact that i know who Markwayne Mullin is
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Resent the fact that i know who Markwayne Mullin is