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*guy who could be conceivably anywhere* yeah I’m at union station. Yeah, in Springfield. Yeah, I’ll meet you on Adams street
December 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
*guy who could be conceivably anywhere* yeah I’m at union station. Yeah, in Springfield. Yeah, I’ll meet you on Adams street
AU in which Chappell roan exclusively writes pig themed music:
H-O-G-G-O-G-O
Good Luck, Babe!
Pink Piggy Club
The Rise and Fall of a Porcine Princess
Red Swine Supernova
H-O-G-G-O-G-O
Good Luck, Babe!
Pink Piggy Club
The Rise and Fall of a Porcine Princess
Red Swine Supernova
August 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
AU in which Chappell roan exclusively writes pig themed music:
H-O-G-G-O-G-O
Good Luck, Babe!
Pink Piggy Club
The Rise and Fall of a Porcine Princess
Red Swine Supernova
H-O-G-G-O-G-O
Good Luck, Babe!
Pink Piggy Club
The Rise and Fall of a Porcine Princess
Red Swine Supernova
FINALLY some good news
July 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
FINALLY some good news
Full-size mid-2000s GMC van with oversized spinner rims and a rooftop luggage mount just drove by blasting trap music so loud the speed limit sign shook, boasting the license plate MOMS BOY
June 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Full-size mid-2000s GMC van with oversized spinner rims and a rooftop luggage mount just drove by blasting trap music so loud the speed limit sign shook, boasting the license plate MOMS BOY
One of the joys of learning a new software application is guessing whether a strange behavior is a bug or a skill issue
May 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
One of the joys of learning a new software application is guessing whether a strange behavior is a bug or a skill issue
There’s a woman opposite me on the train rn fully reading the score for Puccini’s Suor Angelica, like, reading it like a book. Turning pages, re-reading parts she missed, reacting to certain passages. Obsessed
March 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
There’s a woman opposite me on the train rn fully reading the score for Puccini’s Suor Angelica, like, reading it like a book. Turning pages, re-reading parts she missed, reacting to certain passages. Obsessed
It’s amazing how different the world feels when the sun stops going down at 5 pm. Literally overnight I aborted my villain arc
March 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It’s amazing how different the world feels when the sun stops going down at 5 pm. Literally overnight I aborted my villain arc
The secret to writing good music is asking yourself, “how would this song go if it were the best song ever?” and then writing that
March 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The secret to writing good music is asking yourself, “how would this song go if it were the best song ever?” and then writing that
With your help, we can achieve 69 followers, 420 following, and 666 posts. Together, we can move mountains.
March 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
With your help, we can achieve 69 followers, 420 following, and 666 posts. Together, we can move mountains.
Posting is awesome. It’s a cool thing to do when I do it. When you do it it’s lame and bad though. Sorry
March 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Posting is awesome. It’s a cool thing to do when I do it. When you do it it’s lame and bad though. Sorry
Something I feel is worth mentioning is that there is already an entire job in government designed to eliminate fraud, waste, and abuse: the inspector general. Like, the ones that were fired right at the start of the term.
March 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Something I feel is worth mentioning is that there is already an entire job in government designed to eliminate fraud, waste, and abuse: the inspector general. Like, the ones that were fired right at the start of the term.
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Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.
March 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.
Amazon is trying AGAIN to turn Alexa into an LLM, but this time they’ve figured out that they need to keep the original version around too. So they’re trying to make an Alexa+, which, if/when it works, could be really cool.
March 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Amazon is trying AGAIN to turn Alexa into an LLM, but this time they’ve figured out that they need to keep the original version around too. So they’re trying to make an Alexa+, which, if/when it works, could be really cool.
Quote, “The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over.”
Riiiiiight
Riiiiiight
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Quote, “The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over.”
Riiiiiight
Riiiiiight
So do we think dear leader believes what he’s saying, or what
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
So do we think dear leader believes what he’s saying, or what
Scammer pretending to be Stephen Hawking: hey I’m not actually dead I’m in a black hole can you cashapp me $200 so I can get out
March 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Scammer pretending to be Stephen Hawking: hey I’m not actually dead I’m in a black hole can you cashapp me $200 so I can get out
I think it’s tempting to feel a sort of “gotcha” when you catch a conservative being hypocritical. The thing is they KNOW they’re hypocritical. The conservative has no morals. It doesn’t matter what’s true. By engaging in debate, you give them exactly what they want.
March 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I think it’s tempting to feel a sort of “gotcha” when you catch a conservative being hypocritical. The thing is they KNOW they’re hypocritical. The conservative has no morals. It doesn’t matter what’s true. By engaging in debate, you give them exactly what they want.
This is what I call “$80 Facebook marketplace guitar synthwave”
February 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This is what I call “$80 Facebook marketplace guitar synthwave”
Hit the grinch with my car apparently
February 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Hit the grinch with my car apparently
Today at work one of the actors saw me eating carrots, asked, “are you eating carrots for fun?”, and, upon my affirmative response, informed me that that was “so fucking ugly, man. So ugly.”
This mere seconds after a different actor accused me of being a rabbit.
Chat, why do actors hate carrots
This mere seconds after a different actor accused me of being a rabbit.
Chat, why do actors hate carrots
February 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Today at work one of the actors saw me eating carrots, asked, “are you eating carrots for fun?”, and, upon my affirmative response, informed me that that was “so fucking ugly, man. So ugly.”
This mere seconds after a different actor accused me of being a rabbit.
Chat, why do actors hate carrots
This mere seconds after a different actor accused me of being a rabbit.
Chat, why do actors hate carrots
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I would say 911 dispatchers provide a valuable service but it would be ok to criticize them if you called them and instead of sending an ambulance they said "Someone should do something about this!" and hung up
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I would say 911 dispatchers provide a valuable service but it would be ok to criticize them if you called them and instead of sending an ambulance they said "Someone should do something about this!" and hung up
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Good news!
Trump has been negotiating a deal with the authoritarian monster that signed and issued the executive order banning TikTok.
Trump has been negotiating a deal with the authoritarian monster that signed and issued the executive order banning TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Good news!
Trump has been negotiating a deal with the authoritarian monster that signed and issued the executive order banning TikTok.
Trump has been negotiating a deal with the authoritarian monster that signed and issued the executive order banning TikTok.
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y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now