ja-el
@faticshock.bsky.social
they/them
- contains 2% juice -
*unnecessary falsetto*
cash/Venmo - disengranted
- contains 2% juice -
*unnecessary falsetto*
cash/Venmo - disengranted
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ja-el
@faticshock.bsky.social
· Jan 21
Queer
Non-Binary
Gamer
I won’t stop singing
Reluctant weeb
Comic enjoyer
Slut/SW friendly
Musical Theater fan
Will yell about ANYTHING
Single mom who works two jobs
Loves her kids and never stops
Gentle hands
Heart of a fighter
Non-Binary
Gamer
I won’t stop singing
Reluctant weeb
Comic enjoyer
Slut/SW friendly
Musical Theater fan
Will yell about ANYTHING
Single mom who works two jobs
Loves her kids and never stops
Gentle hands
Heart of a fighter
Oh me? No I’m reacting totally normally to being entirely overstimulated and logging into Fortnite to blow off steam only to be met with a fucking HARRY POTTER COLLAB AND UI CHANGE.
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oh me? No I’m reacting totally normally to being entirely overstimulated and logging into Fortnite to blow off steam only to be met with a fucking HARRY POTTER COLLAB AND UI CHANGE.
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Plur1bus is a show about being morally right in every way. But being such an asshole about it, and stubborn and unlikeable that you are damn near the antagonist and have caused more harm than any good...
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Plur1bus is a show about being morally right in every way. But being such an asshole about it, and stubborn and unlikeable that you are damn near the antagonist and have caused more harm than any good...
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I haven’t seen the Diddy doc yet, but the responses so far remind me of an eternal truth.
Diddy was able to terrorize people for 30 years for the same reason Chris Brown still has a career. As long as we’re entertained enough, and as long as the beat is fire, we will overlook anything.
Diddy was able to terrorize people for 30 years for the same reason Chris Brown still has a career. As long as we’re entertained enough, and as long as the beat is fire, we will overlook anything.
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I haven’t seen the Diddy doc yet, but the responses so far remind me of an eternal truth.
Diddy was able to terrorize people for 30 years for the same reason Chris Brown still has a career. As long as we’re entertained enough, and as long as the beat is fire, we will overlook anything.
Diddy was able to terrorize people for 30 years for the same reason Chris Brown still has a career. As long as we’re entertained enough, and as long as the beat is fire, we will overlook anything.
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Not content with killing suicidal teens, the serial killer moves on to his next round of victims
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Not content with killing suicidal teens, the serial killer moves on to his next round of victims
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Yall gon shit up your back like an infant eating this.
This is retaliation for every gross food picture @jongraywb.bsky.social has ever posted.
Y’all come eat.
Y’all come eat.
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Yall gon shit up your back like an infant eating this.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
I generally don't trust you if your immediate political gotcha is to talk poorly about the south and how terrible and uneducated it is. Doubly so, if you fix your face to talk shit about Appalachia and have never been there.
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I generally don't trust you if your immediate political gotcha is to talk poorly about the south and how terrible and uneducated it is. Doubly so, if you fix your face to talk shit about Appalachia and have never been there.
If I had a nickel for each time @skatunenetwork.bsky.social has come up in casual conversation with friends, I'd have like a solid pocket-ful of nickels.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If I had a nickel for each time @skatunenetwork.bsky.social has come up in casual conversation with friends, I'd have like a solid pocket-ful of nickels.
KJ Apa as Mr. Fantasy being in the Macy's parade is sending me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
KJ Apa as Mr. Fantasy being in the Macy's parade is sending me.
Ok but how y'all get the bad ending without intentionally doing so? Huh?!?! Y'all just out here being dickheads??
Dispatch was really fun after all eight episodes. Had a few story qualms but tbh minimally. Waterboy my white son tho. I'll accept no slander.
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Ok but how y'all get the bad ending without intentionally doing so? Huh?!?! Y'all just out here being dickheads??
Dispatch was really fun after all eight episodes. Had a few story qualms but tbh minimally. Waterboy my white son tho. I'll accept no slander.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dispatch was really fun after all eight episodes. Had a few story qualms but tbh minimally. Waterboy my white son tho. I'll accept no slander.
It take a hoe to break a hoe ya mom a hoe and you a bitch might be my favorite lyric ever. Shout out THOT SQUAD shout out Prism. #blerdsky #blackskygaming #dispatch
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It take a hoe to break a hoe ya mom a hoe and you a bitch might be my favorite lyric ever. Shout out THOT SQUAD shout out Prism. #blerdsky #blackskygaming #dispatch
[MILD SPOILER]
Dispatch is fun and all but the romance choices are.... Idk one's a literal power imbalance and the other is a social power imbalance. #blackskygamers #blerdsky
Dispatch is fun and all but the romance choices are.... Idk one's a literal power imbalance and the other is a social power imbalance. #blackskygamers #blerdsky
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
[MILD SPOILER]
Dispatch is fun and all but the romance choices are.... Idk one's a literal power imbalance and the other is a social power imbalance. #blackskygamers #blerdsky
Dispatch is fun and all but the romance choices are.... Idk one's a literal power imbalance and the other is a social power imbalance. #blackskygamers #blerdsky
Wife: "They have FOMO"
Me: "I'm bout to give them some FOMO" *gestures toward knuckles as if it's tattooed there*
Me: *thinks for like two seconds*
Me: AND THEN I'MA GIVE EM FO MO! *gestures toward other fist proudly*
Me: "I'm bout to give them some FOMO" *gestures toward knuckles as if it's tattooed there*
Me: *thinks for like two seconds*
Me: AND THEN I'MA GIVE EM FO MO! *gestures toward other fist proudly*
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wife: "They have FOMO"
Me: "I'm bout to give them some FOMO" *gestures toward knuckles as if it's tattooed there*
Me: *thinks for like two seconds*
Me: AND THEN I'MA GIVE EM FO MO! *gestures toward other fist proudly*
Me: "I'm bout to give them some FOMO" *gestures toward knuckles as if it's tattooed there*
Me: *thinks for like two seconds*
Me: AND THEN I'MA GIVE EM FO MO! *gestures toward other fist proudly*
Hear me out. What if T-Pain re-released Kiss Kiss without CB 👀.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hear me out. What if T-Pain re-released Kiss Kiss without CB 👀.
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If churches still keep pastors with allegations of getting handsy with children, they won’t care if Trump’s name is in the Epstein Files.
However, they might care that he was blowing on Bill Clinton’s skin saxophone, and that should tell you all you need to know about how evangelicals operate.
However, they might care that he was blowing on Bill Clinton’s skin saxophone, and that should tell you all you need to know about how evangelicals operate.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If churches still keep pastors with allegations of getting handsy with children, they won’t care if Trump’s name is in the Epstein Files.
However, they might care that he was blowing on Bill Clinton’s skin saxophone, and that should tell you all you need to know about how evangelicals operate.
However, they might care that he was blowing on Bill Clinton’s skin saxophone, and that should tell you all you need to know about how evangelicals operate.
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I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
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You can't cook and that's why you're bitter about the mom getting food stamp money.
She gets $300 a month for food. Your job gives you twice that much and you're still serving crock pot slop to your kids. Her secret isn't "government handouts"- it's garlic powder.
She gets $300 a month for food. Your job gives you twice that much and you're still serving crock pot slop to your kids. Her secret isn't "government handouts"- it's garlic powder.
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You can't cook and that's why you're bitter about the mom getting food stamp money.
She gets $300 a month for food. Your job gives you twice that much and you're still serving crock pot slop to your kids. Her secret isn't "government handouts"- it's garlic powder.
She gets $300 a month for food. Your job gives you twice that much and you're still serving crock pot slop to your kids. Her secret isn't "government handouts"- it's garlic powder.
I almost tagged Jordan Myrick in a Tik Tok about a black chicken and I decided not to. Growth 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I almost tagged Jordan Myrick in a Tik Tok about a black chicken and I decided not to. Growth 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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Ahead of the 1st shutdown of US food aid to hungry Americans in 60 years, some of the 200,000 Little Free Library locations are converting into food pantries. Thanks @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ahead of the 1st shutdown of US food aid to hungry Americans in 60 years, some of the 200,000 Little Free Library locations are converting into food pantries. Thanks @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social
Being mutuals with pretty people is wild because I'm over here trying to comment something actually respectful while also not trying to flirt to detract from the point of the video BUT ALSO I DO FIND YOU PRETTY
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Being mutuals with pretty people is wild because I'm over here trying to comment something actually respectful while also not trying to flirt to detract from the point of the video BUT ALSO I DO FIND YOU PRETTY