Josh Keimig
@fatministerguy.bsky.social
I watch movies. I read books. I'm mostly just trying my best.
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Proud to share my top 20 albums of 2024:
20) 'IT'S PRINCIPLE!' - Mondo Cozmo
19) 'Visions' - Norah Jones
18) 'Sugar Honey Iced Tea' - Latto
17) 'No Name' - Jack White
16) 'Leon' - Leon Bridges
15) 'Dusk' - Gaby Moreno
14) 'Keep Me on Your Mind/See You Free' - Bonny Light Horseman
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20) 'IT'S PRINCIPLE!' - Mondo Cozmo
19) 'Visions' - Norah Jones
18) 'Sugar Honey Iced Tea' - Latto
17) 'No Name' - Jack White
16) 'Leon' - Leon Bridges
15) 'Dusk' - Gaby Moreno
14) 'Keep Me on Your Mind/See You Free' - Bonny Light Horseman
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people get drunk and mad about sports in almost every country in the world. they only shoot up their own family in this one.
Police say Jason Kenney was drinking and watching football when he got mad at his wife, killed her and shot her 13-year-old daughter.
Florida man kills wife, shoots stepdaughter after fight over NFL game: 'Don't shoot me'
Police say Jason Kenney was drinking and watching football when he got mad at his wife, killed her and shot her 13-year-old daughter.
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December 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
people get drunk and mad about sports in almost every country in the world. they only shoot up their own family in this one.
"You're a wizard, Sherry" is a line from my upcoming film about Sherry from the song "Sherry" by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons, where Sherry goes to wizard school because, turns out, Sherry's a wizard.
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"You're a wizard, Sherry" is a line from my upcoming film about Sherry from the song "Sherry" by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons, where Sherry goes to wizard school because, turns out, Sherry's a wizard.
A Christmas Eve tradition. 📽
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A Christmas Eve tradition. 📽
I think Erika Kirk might be an even worse human being than her husband was, and he set the bar pretty high.
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I think Erika Kirk might be an even worse human being than her husband was, and he set the bar pretty high.
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
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This is how the Grinch was picking up shit
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is how the Grinch was picking up shit
Sandler should probably already have a couple Oscar nominations. I'm really hoping he finally gets one for 'Jay Kelly.' It's a great performance.
Golden Globes Nominations — Best Supporting Actor
• Paul Mescal, Hamnet
• Sean Penn, One Battle After Another
• Stellan Skarsgard, Sentimental Value
• Benicio Del Toro, One Battle After Another
• Jacob Elordi, Frankenstein
• Adam Sandler, Jay Kelly
See the nominees list: bit.ly/GGNoms25
• Paul Mescal, Hamnet
• Sean Penn, One Battle After Another
• Stellan Skarsgard, Sentimental Value
• Benicio Del Toro, One Battle After Another
• Jacob Elordi, Frankenstein
• Adam Sandler, Jay Kelly
See the nominees list: bit.ly/GGNoms25
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sandler should probably already have a couple Oscar nominations. I'm really hoping he finally gets one for 'Jay Kelly.' It's a great performance.
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how long until Trump bans Chip Somodevilla of Getty from the White House? 😳
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
how long until Trump bans Chip Somodevilla of Getty from the White House? 😳
Imagine actually driving a cybertruck around. Like, what a giant loser you must be.
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Imagine actually driving a cybertruck around. Like, what a giant loser you must be.
Fuck yes.
A live-action ‘FAR CRY’ series is moving forward at FX
• Noah Hawley and Rob McElhenney will exec produce the series
• Will be anthology format with different cast & setting each season
• Noah Hawley and Rob McElhenney will exec produce the series
• Will be anthology format with different cast & setting each season
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Fuck yes.
I'm gonna go ahead and jump aboard this train and say that Nicki Minaj is garbage.
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and jump aboard this train and say that Nicki Minaj is garbage.
Maybe Clay Higgins is Bubba...
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Maybe Clay Higgins is Bubba...
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‘We’re Off To See The World!’ Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool https://theonion.com/were-off-to-see-the-world-shout-saluting-trump-boys-setting-sail-on-d-c-reflecting-pool/
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
‘We’re Off To See The World!’ Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool https://theonion.com/were-off-to-see-the-world-shout-saluting-trump-boys-setting-sail-on-d-c-reflecting-pool/
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
I mean, so would I.
Jeremy Allen White says he’d love to star in a rom-com with Saoirse Ronan.
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I mean, so would I.
Trying something new with my Substack. I hope to start writing there more regularly.
open.substack.com/pub/joshkeim...
open.substack.com/pub/joshkeim...
'Eddington'
A Film for Our Times?
open.substack.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Trying something new with my Substack. I hope to start writing there more regularly.
open.substack.com/pub/joshkeim...
open.substack.com/pub/joshkeim...
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"The President has
plenary authority"
"Stephen, are
you all right?"
plenary authority"
"Stephen, are
you all right?"
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"The President has
plenary authority"
"Stephen, are
you all right?"
plenary authority"
"Stephen, are
you all right?"
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AI bro watching Michelle Yeoh give a phenomenal performance in Everything Everywhere All At Once: There's no way that chick is a virgin, this is literally unwatchable.
October 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
AI bro watching Michelle Yeoh give a phenomenal performance in Everything Everywhere All At Once: There's no way that chick is a virgin, this is literally unwatchable.
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Family Fears Grandmother Aware Of Her Surroundings https://theonion.com/family-fears-grandmother-aware-of-her-surroundings-1819576982/
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Family Fears Grandmother Aware Of Her Surroundings https://theonion.com/family-fears-grandmother-aware-of-her-surroundings-1819576982/
This is a great piece.
newrepublic.com/article/2009...
newrepublic.com/article/2009...
Charlie Kirk, Ezra Klein, and the Cost of Civility-Theater Liberalism
“Talking across divides” is laudable—until it becomes a license to launder antidemocratic and dehumanizing ideas.
newrepublic.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is a great piece.
newrepublic.com/article/2009...
newrepublic.com/article/2009...
New evidence in the Michigan shooting: Kash Patel shares that the shooter wrote "I actually don't like Trump I love Biden and Kamala and Obama and the Clintons and I'm a leftist libtard cuck trans person who hates all conservatives go communism" on one of the shell casings.
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
New evidence in the Michigan shooting: Kash Patel shares that the shooter wrote "I actually don't like Trump I love Biden and Kamala and Obama and the Clintons and I'm a leftist libtard cuck trans person who hates all conservatives go communism" on one of the shell casings.
Dude has been having a full-blown meltdown for two days because he can't read and had to walk up some stairs. Just a pathetic sack of shit.
oh my god lol -- Trump calls for UN workers to be arrested because his escalator didn't work yesterday
September 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Dude has been having a full-blown meltdown for two days because he can't read and had to walk up some stairs. Just a pathetic sack of shit.
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Who Wore It Better?
September 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who Wore It Better?