Jared
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Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
As a Minnesotan, I'm annoyed that when I say I'm tired of ice, now I need to provide additional context.
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
As a Minnesotan, I'm annoyed that when I say I'm tired of ice, now I need to provide additional context.
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Here’s the thing, Donny - you just don’t have enough guys. You’re outnumbered 100 to one in this city. It’s not safe. Leave
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Here’s the thing, Donny - you just don’t have enough guys. You’re outnumbered 100 to one in this city. It’s not safe. Leave
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South Minneapolis is a strange and sometimes absurd place, but if you’re a fascist paramilitary invader, you’re going to need to bring 20,000 men or you can just not bother coming, because every single person here hates you with every fiber of their being
January 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
South Minneapolis is a strange and sometimes absurd place, but if you’re a fascist paramilitary invader, you’re going to need to bring 20,000 men or you can just not bother coming, because every single person here hates you with every fiber of their being
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If the news can’t call this a lie, we’re cooked. The shooter walked away casually. You do not have have to pretend this is a good-faith effort to describe the video or perspectives differ. Trump is lying and he knows he’s lying and you know he’s lying and everyone knows WHY he’s lying.
Trump: "I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting ... "
January 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If the news can’t call this a lie, we’re cooked. The shooter walked away casually. You do not have have to pretend this is a good-faith effort to describe the video or perspectives differ. Trump is lying and he knows he’s lying and you know he’s lying and everyone knows WHY he’s lying.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
I have my issues with Jacob Frey. That said, this is what meeting the moment looks like, and I expect all elected Democrats to model this behavior.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I have my issues with Jacob Frey. That said, this is what meeting the moment looks like, and I expect all elected Democrats to model this behavior.
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The Minnesota police should arrest the shooter and force a confrontation with the feds. Enough. Enough.
It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The Minnesota police should arrest the shooter and force a confrontation with the feds. Enough. Enough.
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Podcasters, I'm begging you: take these two weeks off and let us catch up.
December 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Podcasters, I'm begging you: take these two weeks off and let us catch up.
"...at the end of the day, it's eff the Packers always."
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"...at the end of the day, it's eff the Packers always."
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one upside of trump insisting on a "presidential address" is it interrupted programming on every major broadcast network. so a whole bunch of normies who only see sanitized versions of
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
one upside of trump insisting on a "presidential address" is it interrupted programming on every major broadcast network. so a whole bunch of normies who only see sanitized versions of
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
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Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
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You know what, I don't really like dark mode on any screen other than a phone
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You know what, I don't really like dark mode on any screen other than a phone
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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If you’re not FIFA, keep scrolling…
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You gotta fuckin’ tone it down. We all know how to manipulate him into doing corruption but this is way too obvious. You, Tim Cook, and Switzerland are on notice. Hold it down and just buy his memecoin and a golf membership like everyone else.
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You gotta fuckin’ tone it down. We all know how to manipulate him into doing corruption but this is way too obvious. You, Tim Cook, and Switzerland are on notice. Hold it down and just buy his memecoin and a golf membership like everyone else.
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If you’re not FIFA, keep scrolling…
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You gotta fuckin’ tone it down. We all know how to manipulate him into doing corruption but this is way too obvious. You, Tim Cook, and Switzerland are on notice. Hold it down and just buy his memecoin and a golf membership like everyone else.
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You gotta fuckin’ tone it down. We all know how to manipulate him into doing corruption but this is way too obvious. You, Tim Cook, and Switzerland are on notice. Hold it down and just buy his memecoin and a golf membership like everyone else.
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
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Wanted to share my thoughts on the announcement that ICE is coming to the Twin Cities.
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Wanted to share my thoughts on the announcement that ICE is coming to the Twin Cities.