think how quiet it'd be living underground!! no obnoxiously loud trucks driving by! no police sirens! just the blissful silence of dirt!!
think how quiet it'd be living underground!! no obnoxiously loud trucks driving by! no police sirens! just the blissful silence of dirt!!
me:i don't do that, im a horrible human!
me:i don't do that, im a horrible human!
she's growing at the suspicious man next door
(he's not actually suspicious, he's just a stranger to her and fixing our neighbors gutters)
she's growing at the suspicious man next door
(he's not actually suspicious, he's just a stranger to her and fixing our neighbors gutters)
Fuck you Henry Hyde, may your soul scream in hell.
Abortion is healthcare.
Fuck you Henry Hyde, may your soul scream in hell.
Abortion is healthcare.
you aren't tricking me by licking your chest once first! the sound isn't what's alerting me to the neck licks!
you aren't tricking me by licking your chest once first! the sound isn't what's alerting me to the neck licks!
i love my atrocious goblin son, rb, he's just such a menace
i love my atrocious goblin son, rb, he's just such a menace
like, there's been some pretty big hints in another one of her books about a gay couple (they just met and the next book isn't out yet so i have no idea if they'll actually end up together), so i didn't initially think so...
like, there's been some pretty big hints in another one of her books about a gay couple (they just met and the next book isn't out yet so i have no idea if they'll actually end up together), so i didn't initially think so...
(reading a book about a guy who gets turned into a carp and re-boiling the water in my metal hot water bottle so i can have toasty warm toes tonight)
(reading a book about a guy who gets turned into a carp and re-boiling the water in my metal hot water bottle so i can have toasty warm toes tonight)
but do i get hammock snuggles when im in it? no, no i do not 😭
but do i get hammock snuggles when im in it? no, no i do not 😭
in his defense, i get nosebleeds super easily when the air is dry (i really just have to make a face or wrinkle my nose Just So or sneeze), but it was still hilarious to me
in his defense, i get nosebleeds super easily when the air is dry (i really just have to make a face or wrinkle my nose Just So or sneeze), but it was still hilarious to me
why must i suffer this way
why must i suffer this way