Ferris “Sazerac” Rye
@ferrisrye.bsky.social
Level 35 redwolf, dad, and mechanical engineer. Will do calculations for money and/or art. Caveat voyeur.
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Support games made by people. Especially indie games. Wishlist my friend's game Fright Train!
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December 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Support games made by people. Especially indie games. Wishlist my friend's game Fright Train!
store.steampowered.com/app/4132890/...
store.steampowered.com/app/4132890/...
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I rewatched Idiocracy and there was a detail I missed.
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I rewatched Idiocracy and there was a detail I missed.
“Are cutting around the holidays?”
“Are you gonna do dry January?”
Nah, I’m on that peasant diet. Eating sourdough bread and drinking wine or doppelbock lager. I started cooking a beef stew today at 10am in a cast iron pot. Like the Lord intended. All day I labored. I’m down 10lbs already.
“Are you gonna do dry January?”
Nah, I’m on that peasant diet. Eating sourdough bread and drinking wine or doppelbock lager. I started cooking a beef stew today at 10am in a cast iron pot. Like the Lord intended. All day I labored. I’m down 10lbs already.
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“Are cutting around the holidays?”
“Are you gonna do dry January?”
Nah, I’m on that peasant diet. Eating sourdough bread and drinking wine or doppelbock lager. I started cooking a beef stew today at 10am in a cast iron pot. Like the Lord intended. All day I labored. I’m down 10lbs already.
“Are you gonna do dry January?”
Nah, I’m on that peasant diet. Eating sourdough bread and drinking wine or doppelbock lager. I started cooking a beef stew today at 10am in a cast iron pot. Like the Lord intended. All day I labored. I’m down 10lbs already.
Ahhhh… It’s finally winter
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ahhhh… It’s finally winter
I’ve not recently been so full of anticipation as I am now, waiting for a chair that will hopefully unfuck my SI joint paint. Woe, the myriad nuance of middle age as its mundane wonders spilleth over.
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’ve not recently been so full of anticipation as I am now, waiting for a chair that will hopefully unfuck my SI joint paint. Woe, the myriad nuance of middle age as its mundane wonders spilleth over.
We let AI eat the sugar plum faeries and rip the stem off the dreidel, that’s what happened. Throw the Amazon dot out the window and turn the lights off except for the tree. Give everything to Toys for Tots, and socks/underwear to the VFW. Shop local if you want magic.
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We let AI eat the sugar plum faeries and rip the stem off the dreidel, that’s what happened. Throw the Amazon dot out the window and turn the lights off except for the tree. Give everything to Toys for Tots, and socks/underwear to the VFW. Shop local if you want magic.
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*sigh* .......I miss these guys so much
May 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*sigh* .......I miss these guys so much
Being human is bullshit. Wolves don’t get boogers. Or at least they don’t have to blow their nose. It’s even raining. Every instinct I have right now is to go shelter somewhere warm. REH
a group of coyotes are laying in the snow near a tree
ALT: a group of coyotes are laying in the snow near a tree
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December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Being human is bullshit. Wolves don’t get boogers. Or at least they don’t have to blow their nose. It’s even raining. Every instinct I have right now is to go shelter somewhere warm. REH
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
Always liked taking stuff apart. Worked as a steel fabricator for seven years. Went back to school, picked construction tech but they killed my major before I could finish. So I went engineering instead. Mechanical made the most sense ^^ now working as an estimator/designer.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Always liked taking stuff apart. Worked as a steel fabricator for seven years. Went back to school, picked construction tech but they killed my major before I could finish. So I went engineering instead. Mechanical made the most sense ^^ now working as an estimator/designer.
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Vaccines save lives.
And no, they do not cause autism.
And no, they do not cause autism.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Vaccines save lives.
And no, they do not cause autism.
And no, they do not cause autism.
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THX Deep Note - original uncompressed audio
YouTube video by CeBitsMobile
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November 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The inventor of the leaf blower should be drawn and quartered if they’re already dead. The cacophonous symphony of these stupid things EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND is enough to drive a man to violence.
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The inventor of the leaf blower should be drawn and quartered if they’re already dead. The cacophonous symphony of these stupid things EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND is enough to drive a man to violence.
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just keep going, ok?
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
just keep going, ok?
We hired a guy to power wash the house but he also washed the moss out of my walkway in the backyard. I am fucking upset. My moss!
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We hired a guy to power wash the house but he also washed the moss out of my walkway in the backyard. I am fucking upset. My moss!
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He's so proud he timed a VR6 correctly
PS.. can you give him a ride in an hour when it breaks down again?
PS.. can you give him a ride in an hour when it breaks down again?
April 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
He's so proud he timed a VR6 correctly
PS.. can you give him a ride in an hour when it breaks down again?
PS.. can you give him a ride in an hour when it breaks down again?
My life needs more furry automotive content.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My life needs more furry automotive content.
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Rebecca Cunningham, from "Tailspin".
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Rebecca Cunningham, from "Tailspin".
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
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Yeah, it was a good day. But FUCK I ain’t doing another Friendsgiving for a while.
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yeah, it was a good day. But FUCK I ain’t doing another Friendsgiving for a while.
Every waiting room should have an N64 in it. This Safelite is so sterile you could perform gastric bypass in it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every waiting room should have an N64 in it. This Safelite is so sterile you could perform gastric bypass in it.
Made the call. Wifey is getting me out of here. I’m gonna call her “Constantine” all day and one day she’ll know why.
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Made the call. Wifey is getting me out of here. I’m gonna call her “Constantine” all day and one day she’ll know why.
Hour 1 of waiting in the dealership to get an oil change, new brake pads, and a 90k mile tuneup.
There’s Imagine Dragons and Bruno Mars on the radio, a salesman is pissed about some lady that cut out on her contract, and the estimate says I’ll be here until 18:00 hours. This is purgatory.
There’s Imagine Dragons and Bruno Mars on the radio, a salesman is pissed about some lady that cut out on her contract, and the estimate says I’ll be here until 18:00 hours. This is purgatory.
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hour 1 of waiting in the dealership to get an oil change, new brake pads, and a 90k mile tuneup.
There’s Imagine Dragons and Bruno Mars on the radio, a salesman is pissed about some lady that cut out on her contract, and the estimate says I’ll be here until 18:00 hours. This is purgatory.
There’s Imagine Dragons and Bruno Mars on the radio, a salesman is pissed about some lady that cut out on her contract, and the estimate says I’ll be here until 18:00 hours. This is purgatory.
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きつねちゃんのおうち
｢小さな店員さん｣(再掲です)
｢小さな店員さん｣(再掲です)
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
きつねちゃんのおうち
｢小さな店員さん｣(再掲です)
｢小さな店員さん｣(再掲です)
+100 respect to artists for actually sticking to Drawloween. Imma catch up but geeze…
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
+100 respect to artists for actually sticking to Drawloween. Imma catch up but geeze…