Fiona Geist
@fionamaevegeist.bsky.social
I never try anything. I just do it. Wanna try me?
Currently a bookseller
Everchosen of Chaos
Currently a bookseller
Everchosen of Chaos
in the days of the great dark, hail to the cold devouring maw, may it eat yr enemies rather than you.
December 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
in the days of the great dark, hail to the cold devouring maw, may it eat yr enemies rather than you.
book title: my year of injaculating badly
like someone should write this, i am both not the author nor particularly interested in the contents of said book other than knowing a lot about Taoist Magical Praxises but honestly absolute all timer memoir title
like someone should write this, i am both not the author nor particularly interested in the contents of said book other than knowing a lot about Taoist Magical Praxises but honestly absolute all timer memoir title
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
book title: my year of injaculating badly
like someone should write this, i am both not the author nor particularly interested in the contents of said book other than knowing a lot about Taoist Magical Praxises but honestly absolute all timer memoir title
like someone should write this, i am both not the author nor particularly interested in the contents of said book other than knowing a lot about Taoist Magical Praxises but honestly absolute all timer memoir title
the comedy of errors of having no information to offer the public (despite quarter century old mass surveillance tech that gives live access to all devices) nor video footage (despite blankets of CCTV cameras) & arresting someone and saying everyone should relax before releasing them as unrelated
December 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
the comedy of errors of having no information to offer the public (despite quarter century old mass surveillance tech that gives live access to all devices) nor video footage (despite blankets of CCTV cameras) & arresting someone and saying everyone should relax before releasing them as unrelated
was informed of the Brown Shooting by a Brown student who was stranded across the river and learned i don't own a cellphone (incidentally i would not have received an update, i am a product of public schools [rim shot])
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
was informed of the Brown Shooting by a Brown student who was stranded across the river and learned i don't own a cellphone (incidentally i would not have received an update, i am a product of public schools [rim shot])
I was gonna list books i sold more than 12 copies of personally this year (which puts them over a distressing % of books published by the majors) but 1) it is actually hard to reconstruct and 2) it is a surprising number of titles by living authors
December 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I was gonna list books i sold more than 12 copies of personally this year (which puts them over a distressing % of books published by the majors) but 1) it is actually hard to reconstruct and 2) it is a surprising number of titles by living authors
Eating a snack cake with the label "contains a bioengineered food ingredient" really drives home we live in a cyberpunk dystopia it just is unevenly distributed
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Eating a snack cake with the label "contains a bioengineered food ingredient" really drives home we live in a cyberpunk dystopia it just is unevenly distributed
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opened photoshop for the first time in like 6 months for this lmao
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
opened photoshop for the first time in like 6 months for this lmao
in 2025 despite generally the best attempts of multiple people, i did not take my final bow and will continue to irritate people who are vaguely aware of knowing me and/or who i am
December 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
in 2025 despite generally the best attempts of multiple people, i did not take my final bow and will continue to irritate people who are vaguely aware of knowing me and/or who i am
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The interesting, sophisticated thing about games is not whether they can tell stories as well as books or movies (they can’t) or float shocking themes as well as fine art (honestly, who cares).
It’s the manipulation of systems, the play of contingency, the brokenness of machines.
It’s the manipulation of systems, the play of contingency, the brokenness of machines.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The interesting, sophisticated thing about games is not whether they can tell stories as well as books or movies (they can’t) or float shocking themes as well as fine art (honestly, who cares).
It’s the manipulation of systems, the play of contingency, the brokenness of machines.
It’s the manipulation of systems, the play of contingency, the brokenness of machines.
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[Eyeing the Minecraft hoodie another 40 year old dad at this parent teacher meeting is wearing] hey man, you read penny arcade?
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
[Eyeing the Minecraft hoodie another 40 year old dad at this parent teacher meeting is wearing] hey man, you read penny arcade?
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If it doesn't work with the old stuff it's not in the "works with the old stuff club" is all I'm saying.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If it doesn't work with the old stuff it's not in the "works with the old stuff club" is all I'm saying.
i think the healthiest diagnostic i ever did was around 2004 realizing the Blue Party would rather the Red Party win than pass any legislation that benefits working people and, as a 17 year old, determined i would never vote for either national party. If it doesn't work: discard it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i think the healthiest diagnostic i ever did was around 2004 realizing the Blue Party would rather the Red Party win than pass any legislation that benefits working people and, as a 17 year old, determined i would never vote for either national party. If it doesn't work: discard it.
y'know i cannot wait for the AI bubble to crash so i can take a train to NYC and hold an "it is ok to jump" sign in front of wall street
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
y'know i cannot wait for the AI bubble to crash so i can take a train to NYC and hold an "it is ok to jump" sign in front of wall street
to really experience gamer lyfe again i'm refusing to buy new games till i 100% the random games on my old PS (WOOO)
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
to really experience gamer lyfe again i'm refusing to buy new games till i 100% the random games on my old PS (WOOO)
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Bro has a chest cavity just begging to be filled with eggs.
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Bro has a chest cavity just begging to be filled with eggs.
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while i have your attention
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
while i have your attention
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Troika continuing to do the most to be the world’s only roleplaying game.
New free Troika just appeared: melsonian-arts-council.itch.io/troika-numin...
Troika In My Pocket
Greetings all! Last year we got the idea to make a cut down (but complete) edition of the Troika rules we could give out at conventions for free. It's proven to be so popular that we have had to offer...
melsonian-arts-council.itch.io
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Troika continuing to do the most to be the world’s only roleplaying game.
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The entire pundit class has convinced people for so long that their “analysis” was somehow necessary and valuable when in reality it was just a con game to manufacture consent for bias-confirming “strategies” that only benefited the capitalist class and guaranteed pundits career security.
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The entire pundit class has convinced people for so long that their “analysis” was somehow necessary and valuable when in reality it was just a con game to manufacture consent for bias-confirming “strategies” that only benefited the capitalist class and guaranteed pundits career security.
i'm glad Mamdani is likely to win but honestly the DNC should be, as an institution, Old Yellered as soon as humanly possible so people stop investing so much energy into a party whose primary successes are being incapable of learning from defeats or victories and avoiding popular decisions
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i'm glad Mamdani is likely to win but honestly the DNC should be, as an institution, Old Yellered as soon as humanly possible so people stop investing so much energy into a party whose primary successes are being incapable of learning from defeats or victories and avoiding popular decisions
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Congratulations to all of the winners and finalists of the World Fantasy Awards!
World Fantasy Awards Winners
The World Fantasy Awards winners for works published in 2024 were presented during the 2025 World Fantasy Convention, held October 30 – November 2, 2025 in Brighton, UK. The Life Achievement …
locusmag.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Congratulations to all of the winners and finalists of the World Fantasy Awards!
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Who wants to fill out a questionnaire about running a Troika megadungeon in-person play campaign? It would be a HUGE HELP if you took 5 minutes and gave us some opinions. And an even BIGGER help if you shared this to whatever UK folks you know.
forms.gle/Dq6KSqXqGscM...
forms.gle/Dq6KSqXqGscM...
forms.gle
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Who wants to fill out a questionnaire about running a Troika megadungeon in-person play campaign? It would be a HUGE HELP if you took 5 minutes and gave us some opinions. And an even BIGGER help if you shared this to whatever UK folks you know.
forms.gle/Dq6KSqXqGscM...
forms.gle/Dq6KSqXqGscM...
Every social media company: hey most of our users hate each other what if we gave them better ways to ratio each other in this crab barrel
Users: could we just have a QoL improvements?
Social Media: look we're competing with the shell of Twitter in a psyop space that's pretty well mined...
Users: could we just have a QoL improvements?
Social Media: look we're competing with the shell of Twitter in a psyop space that's pretty well mined...
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Every social media company: hey most of our users hate each other what if we gave them better ways to ratio each other in this crab barrel
Users: could we just have a QoL improvements?
Social Media: look we're competing with the shell of Twitter in a psyop space that's pretty well mined...
Users: could we just have a QoL improvements?
Social Media: look we're competing with the shell of Twitter in a psyop space that's pretty well mined...
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This was a Golden Age, a time of high adventure, rich living and hard dying... but nobody thought so. This was a future of fortune and theft, pillage and rapine, culture and vice... but nobody admitted it. This was an age of extremes, a fascinating century of freaks... but nobody loved it.
- Bester
- Bester
December 5, 2024 at 12:15 AM
This was a Golden Age, a time of high adventure, rich living and hard dying... but nobody thought so. This was a future of fortune and theft, pillage and rapine, culture and vice... but nobody admitted it. This was an age of extremes, a fascinating century of freaks... but nobody loved it.
- Bester
- Bester
so who serves the machine elves and who is feeling the lemurian metaconsciousness hyperobject?
October 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
so who serves the machine elves and who is feeling the lemurian metaconsciousness hyperobject?
oh hey hitting one of the number based followers counts that is fun with 6-1-9
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
oh hey hitting one of the number based followers counts that is fun with 6-1-9