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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙

@firebrand3.bsky.social

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aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site. Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · Sep 19

Hey, I know what you're thinking... what's a place like me doing in a girl like this?

😉

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 1h

Which LTROI?

Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 2h

That's where it is. The smallest "main" island of the Inner Hebrides. The isle of Muck.

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 3h

Isle of Muck.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jan 17

*gets pulled over*

Cop: do you know why I followed you?

Me: bc you thought I was funny

Cop: what?

Me: what???

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 4h

Over what now?

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 2d

We need to have a conversation about the fact that Donald Trump has legitimately lost his fucking mind.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 5d

Missed connection:

I entered the elevator. You were already gone but your lingering perfume made me use my rescue inhaler.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 4d

"i'm going to mastodon" ok yeah and i'm going to threads i guess we're all just saying words now

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 7h

Since this needs to be clarified...

I mean, cosmetic sheet masks.

a woman wearing a mask on her face has a tattoo of a bird on her wrist

ALT: a woman wearing a mask on her face has a tattoo of a bird on her wrist

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 13h

Not with me. I'm down with masks forever. You're good with me

Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 13h

FWIW, I'm good with masks on planes...

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 13h

They're a ginseng green tea depuffing mask... the better question is why isn't EVERYONE doing it...

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 13h

I'm talking cosmetic sheet masks. Not an N95.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22h

Moisturizing daily with top quality skin lotion, not for me, but for the artisan who’ll one day make me into a table lamp.

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 14h

Face masks (sheet) on planes...

Ok?

Not ok?

Assume 5+hour flight.

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you 😁

Er...

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 1d

Smoke alarm going off nearby, which happens a lot round here, but then a second started. Went out to see what's happening, fire brigade already there, someone's kitchen seems to be having a bad day

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 1d

I make it. Year round.

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 1d

My obsession with eggnog needs to be studied.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 2d

And I know what you're thinking.

Yeah, probably... but getting diagnosed as an adult is difficult... but as an adult woman? Nearly impossible.

Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 2d

Scotland; Mahogany, Navy, Winter White, Yellow

Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 2d

Greece; Cobalt, Navy, Palomino Beige, White.

Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 2d

Ireland was Navy, Grey Blue and Sterling Grey with Red, Green, White or Black accents.

Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 2d

After serious pondering of the dilemma, I have finally chosen my colour scheme for my next trip.

My what, you ask. Lemme explain.

I travel only with an underseater and a backpack. So I pack carefully to maximize the looks to match the vibe.

So, for Japan, it's Sky Blue, Winter White and Charcoal.

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