Amateur Sea Hag
@fishchipsandtea.bsky.social
Amy.
i have not a singular clue but i'm successfully Existing so Wahay. "in my thirties" so I don't have to remember my actual age ever.
i have not a singular clue but i'm successfully Existing so Wahay. "in my thirties" so I don't have to remember my actual age ever.
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Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.
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I think I forgot to post this one here?
Still have super strong feelings about AI 🙂
#Vox #HazbinHotel #Valentino #Staticmoth
Still have super strong feelings about AI 🙂
#Vox #HazbinHotel #Valentino #Staticmoth
December 6, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I think I forgot to post this one here?
Still have super strong feelings about AI 🙂
#Vox #HazbinHotel #Valentino #Staticmoth
Still have super strong feelings about AI 🙂
#Vox #HazbinHotel #Valentino #Staticmoth
Behold, one of the greatest Xmas gifts I've ever received, and something I had been putting off getting for myself: Giant Stuffed Goose
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Behold, one of the greatest Xmas gifts I've ever received, and something I had been putting off getting for myself: Giant Stuffed Goose
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We're done with "queer baiting"
We're finished with "good representation"
We're getting out of "sincerely applying the Bechdel Test", too
I found something new.
We're finished with "good representation"
We're getting out of "sincerely applying the Bechdel Test", too
I found something new.
January 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
We're done with "queer baiting"
We're finished with "good representation"
We're getting out of "sincerely applying the Bechdel Test", too
I found something new.
We're finished with "good representation"
We're getting out of "sincerely applying the Bechdel Test", too
I found something new.
Time for the yearly first-footing, where I exit my friend's house at 11.58pm clutching the salt shaker, a quid and matches, and knock on the door two minutes later pretending I don't know them so they can have a dark-haired stranger bringing luck for the new year
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Time for the yearly first-footing, where I exit my friend's house at 11.58pm clutching the salt shaker, a quid and matches, and knock on the door two minutes later pretending I don't know them so they can have a dark-haired stranger bringing luck for the new year
So I'm baking cookies for belated Xmas gifts for the friends I'm staying with for New Years, and step one was apparently Almost Dye The Kitchen Blue because I am a dumb dumb and didn't read the instructions on the powdered food colouring I'm using.
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
So I'm baking cookies for belated Xmas gifts for the friends I'm staying with for New Years, and step one was apparently Almost Dye The Kitchen Blue because I am a dumb dumb and didn't read the instructions on the powdered food colouring I'm using.
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your niche fetish art of your favourite character doesn't need to be 'canon compliant' or 'biologically possible' or 'make sense logistically' . Is it thematically resonant ? does it get you bonered? that's all that matters
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
your niche fetish art of your favourite character doesn't need to be 'canon compliant' or 'biologically possible' or 'make sense logistically' . Is it thematically resonant ? does it get you bonered? that's all that matters
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One thing about me is I’m always one really well written fic away from acquiring a new kink.
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
One thing about me is I’m always one really well written fic away from acquiring a new kink.
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Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Saw a man yanking an entire stack of books off the shelf in Tesco and hiding them before scuttling off - I was incensed! How dare he! I was all set to return them to their place!
It was Piers Morgan's latest book.
Fair enough, sir.
It was Piers Morgan's latest book.
Fair enough, sir.
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Saw a man yanking an entire stack of books off the shelf in Tesco and hiding them before scuttling off - I was incensed! How dare he! I was all set to return them to their place!
It was Piers Morgan's latest book.
Fair enough, sir.
It was Piers Morgan's latest book.
Fair enough, sir.
Doing a weekend event and seeing a Comicon running at the same time has sent the Urge arising for the first time in a decade ;_;
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Doing a weekend event and seeing a Comicon running at the same time has sent the Urge arising for the first time in a decade ;_;
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Just remembered that Vox being confirmed a television personality while he was alive means my HC of little kiddo Valentino sitting too close to the screen to watching Vox’s late night show and being smitten with the TV man with the sharpest smile he’s ever seen can be real……… his first crush………
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Just remembered that Vox being confirmed a television personality while he was alive means my HC of little kiddo Valentino sitting too close to the screen to watching Vox’s late night show and being smitten with the TV man with the sharpest smile he’s ever seen can be real……… his first crush………
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Valentino loving and protecting his weird little found family is very important to me.
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Valentino loving and protecting his weird little found family is very important to me.
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Me when i completely fumbled the sentence and have to start again
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me when i completely fumbled the sentence and have to start again
My Inner Teen was made very happy tonight #TheOffspring
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My Inner Teen was made very happy tonight #TheOffspring
Turns out I eyeball alcohol quantities like my mother when mixing drinks
Generously
Generously
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Turns out I eyeball alcohol quantities like my mother when mixing drinks
Generously
Generously
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The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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Pro at directing heist/scam action + good at Kooky Freak Side Characters (key to SW enjoyment) + sexual tension of Out of Sight + normal guy director who moves on quickly and probably doesn't care about catering to Reddit SW fans...(adele voice) we almost had it all
Steven Soderbergh has released a statement regarding the canceled THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO movie he was set to direct.
“I really enjoyed making the movie in my head. I’m just sorry the fans won’t get to see it.”
(Source: apnews.com/article/adam...)
“I really enjoyed making the movie in my head. I’m just sorry the fans won’t get to see it.”
(Source: apnews.com/article/adam...)
October 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Pro at directing heist/scam action + good at Kooky Freak Side Characters (key to SW enjoyment) + sexual tension of Out of Sight + normal guy director who moves on quickly and probably doesn't care about catering to Reddit SW fans...(adele voice) we almost had it all
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
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Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.