zero parades for fake radicals is a crazy name for a game made by a soulless husk of a company that kicked out the radicals

We have to crush the Republican party! Even if there’s an organization in the future that uses that name, it has to be radically different than the one that exists right now.

[THE CROWD CHEERS]

And then we have to do likewise to the Democratic party.

[I AM PELTED WITH ROCKS, BOTTLES AND OLD FISH]

some days

9/11

seize the means of dat booterang

it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening

Hey, let's outlive these ghouls ok? Let's witness their demise together

Socrates asked clarifying questions until they fkn killed him

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

Today I learned I can laugh so hard that I nearly faint in my computer chair. There would be worse ways to go

i have at last evacuated the ex-bird site. i had intended to christen breaking ground on my new bsky account with a video of my cat snoring when she was a kitten, only to find we can't upload video yet — no bother, i'll just stick a pin in that for now