functional moron
@fiveburger.bsky.social
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he/him
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this is what i looked like in the photo they got of me earlier today
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
this is what i looked like in the photo they got of me earlier today
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
this one was just because they wanted to leave faster??
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
this one was just because they wanted to leave faster??
these fuckers aren’t even pretending to have real license plates anymore
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
these fuckers aren’t even pretending to have real license plates anymore
folks we have a second new monster ultra flavor within a month. there is at least one good thing happening right now
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
folks we have a second new monster ultra flavor within a month. there is at least one good thing happening right now
this is already up on the light post outside of my place
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
this is already up on the light post outside of my place
6762 asked ICE officers if they were doing okay before trying to back people away. 6249/2786 have repeatedly helped clear the way for ICE agents to kidnap more
people
people
January 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
6762 asked ICE officers if they were doing okay before trying to back people away. 6249/2786 have repeatedly helped clear the way for ICE agents to kidnap more
people
people
90% was an exaggeration but 72% is still pretty high and i think very different from how people will feel about venezuela here
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
90% was an exaggeration but 72% is still pretty high and i think very different from how people will feel about venezuela here
happy new year, my wife got me my birthday present early
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
happy new year, my wife got me my birthday present early
do yall remember this shit?
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
do yall remember this shit?
finished my last book just under the wire this year. fell well short of my goal of 25 but i also spent like 6 paralyzed by fascism and unable to read so what are you gonna do. it was a good year though, only 1 i really didn’t like.
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
finished my last book just under the wire this year. fell well short of my goal of 25 but i also spent like 6 paralyzed by fascism and unable to read so what are you gonna do. it was a good year though, only 1 i really didn’t like.
i have seen them give this 670 number, unchanging, for the last several weeks and i have my suspicions as to why they won’t actually release any lists
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i have seen them give this 670 number, unchanging, for the last several weeks and i have my suspicions as to why they won’t actually release any lists
good christmas gift
December 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
good christmas gift